Ya'll heard of the IPHONE well we now have the BPHONE. Verizon unveiled the new Beyonce Upstage Phone which is an MP3 player on one side and a phone on the other. You can also download exclusive Beyonce songs. This bitch has a perfume, clothes, and now a phone? What's next Beyonce toilet paper? Why wipe your ass with charmin when the new BPaper can wipe you gently and think of Beyonce at the same time! That's over kill, I mean I love Paula Abdul but I would not get the Paula phone if she had one. (Whatever yeah I would shhh!)
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