Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Lindsay Lohan's lawyer issued statement

"Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care."

Whoops! My Bad!


This"There has been quite a bit of controversy surrounding the release of "My December," much of which has focused on a supposed feud with my record label, in particular, Clive Davis. I want to set the record straight on this by saying that I want my band, my advisors, those close to me and my record label to be one big, tightly knit family. Like any family we will disagree and argue sometimes but, in the end, it's respect and admiration that will keep us together. A lot has been made in the press about my relationship with Clive. Much of this has been blown way out of proportion and taken out of context. Contrary to recent characterizations in the press, I'm well aware that Clive is one of the great record men of all time. He has been a key advisor and has been an important force in my success to date. He has also given me respect by releasing my new album when he was not obligated to do so. I really regret how this has turned out and I apologize to those whom I have done disservice. I would never intentionally hurt anyone. I love music, and I love the people I am blessed to work with. I am happy that my team is behind me and I look forward to the future." -Kelly
Translation: My bad, that old man does know his shit and he was right but dang I was just trying to hold my own. So, my fucking bad! Now buy my album please!

Just Sad!



This is truly sad, Lindsay Lohan busted again for DUI and possession of cocaine for the second time. She has been released on a $25000 bond.

This girl is truly a talented actress who is losing herself to her addiction. Lindsay has just been released from a 45 stint at Promises Rehab but it looks like the addiction is winning.

You can see this part of her life ending in tragedy, Lindsay get help!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARLA!
PRINCESS OF DRUNK!

WHY??????

Did Kevin Spacey sign on to reprise his role as Lex for the Superman sequel? Most importantly why are they making a sequel? Superman returns sucked ass!

Paula To Guest Host the View!


Yes everyone, Paula Abdul will be the guest host for the view on Thursday July 19th. I hope Joy goes easy on her and let's hope Paula did not take her loopy pills.

Lindsay Knows Who Killed Her!






Lindsay Lohan lookin hot in her new thriller movie "I Know Who Killed ME" She is lookin fierce! Speaking of my girl Blohan, she checked out of rehab yesterday. Big ups to LiLo for getting help. Though she was spotted at Pure nightclub on Friday.





Monday, July 16, 2007

HoMo Club Alert!


Another Remake!
Yep you heard it first here. New Line Cinema has decided to give the green light to reimage (another way of saying remake) Friday the 13th. Director Jonathan Liebesman, director of Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, has signed on for the project. Filming is set for the fall but no word on the release.

BSD! (Losing Your Job)

The BSD (bitch slap of the day) is losing your job!

Dang, no matter how hard your work and no matter how dedicated you are to acheive success in your job, it can all be taken away.

But no worries in the end there is a reason for it and things are much better on the other side.

Oprah Moment (Too Much Pride)

Pride
Sometimes can be an admirable quality
But sometimes we have so much of it that it becomes a wall.
A wall that gets harder to break down the longer we build it.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Rih Rih Tops the Charts Again!


Rihanna tops the Billboard Hot 100 for the 7th week in a row with "Umbrealla" ella ella! Her second single "Shut Up and Ride" has cracked the top 40 and by the sound of the track, it's sure to go top ten.
Fergie is also riding hi as her fourth single "Big Girls Don't Cry" just became the number 1 single on the POP 100 charts. This is Fergie's fourth number one single from her debut solo album The Dutchess. She is also the first artist to have 4 number 1 singles on POP 100 since this chart was established 2 years ago.
Below are the biggest songs in the country:
1. Rihanna Umbrella
2. Plain White T's Hey There Delilah
3. Fergie Big Girls Don't Cry
4. Shop Boyz Party Like a Rockstar
5. T Pain Buy You a Drank
FT Young Joc
6. Timberland The Way I Are
FT Keri Hilson
7. Maroon 5 Makes Me Wonder
8. Hurricane Cris A Bay Bay
9. T.I. Big Things Poppin
10. T Pain Bartender
FT Acon

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!




Soccer with some Spice!
Soccer never looked so damn good! I would fuck both of them. They are so fricken sexy! I wish I was that car that Posh is on. I was I was in the middle of that sandwhich. But most of all I wish I was that bed sheet! Yuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Dang, I think I found a new subject.
Here is the Morning Hard On!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Want Moore?


Apparently former soap star and Mr. Halle Berry was swimming nude at a gay beach. For the unrated pics go to Perez! http://perezhilton.com/?p=1333#more-1333

Breaking News!

Potter sets box office record.

Harry Potter so far has raked in $12 million overnight as reported on CNN. You read it here on Pop-A-Rod-C!
Hottie McHottie from High School Musical just signed on to do the remake of "Footloose." The role that made Kevin Bacon a star. According to reports, this remake is to be a full blown musical. Zac can currently be seen in the upcoming musical "Hairspray"

BSD! (Inviting Gay Men to Bachelor Parties)

Today's BSD (Bitch Slap of the Day)

Inviting gay men to your bachelor party.

Now this has happend to me twice in my life and I need to address this issue properly. I am pissed that you consider yourself my friend but yet not invite me to your bachelor party because I'm gay. Of course, they never admitted that but dang. Let me decide if I want to see some tits and coochie while drinking it up. As a matter of fact, I love going to titty bars! They're fun and the I have gotten a lap dance or two.

What is worse is when I asked about the lost invite this is what I was told. I am directly quoting "My fiance's sisters decided to throw her a surprise dinner bachelorette party, I know only women were invited, but if you would like to attend please contact them."

Now I ain't oneto use the Gay Card at all, ya'll know I don't roll like that. But reading this made me realize I was dealing with someone who is homophobic. I know you all are expecting my ass to snap and tell him off, but I chose not to dignify his insulting/deragatory email with a response.

To all those who don't invite your supposed gay friends to their Bachelor Party....

WHACK!....... Bitch Slap yo Homophobe ass!

Wedding Pictures

Group shot we look hot!
Rodri and the princess of drunk!
Another group shot, notice no double chin.

Now you all know I hate pictures cuz my two faces show all the time and I realize that I am not cute but I sure did like these photo's of my cousin's wedding.


Queen Latifah or Janice Combs?





Queen Latifah (bttm) attended the premiere of "Hair Spray" looking like just just finished her shift in West Hollywood as a tranny hooker. This look was not good, she looks like PDiddy's mom (top) and that is a big "Hell to the No!"


As a Queen you have a responsibility to represent especially for big girls. This was not a good move!



Tuesday, July 10, 2007

BSD! (Cheaters)

Today's BSD (Bitch Slap of the Day)

Sorry but I just got back from dinner helping a friend going through a rough time with being cheated on. Now ya'll know my bitterness is about to come out and I'm bout to get stupid on this BSD!

Bitch Slap of the Day to those mutha fuckin cheaters that don't think their actions could ruin people's lives. Don't get me wrong, we are all human beings and as humans we make mistakes. A mistake that sometimes can be worked through in a relationship. But when you cheat more than once or have a continuous affair that is intentially hurting the one you supposed love!

The part that really pisses me off is that when you are caught you don't even have the balls to fess up to it or some lame excuse is given as to why this happend. I say be a man face up to the unhappiness you may feel, face up to ending a relationship that may not be for you before you turn someone's world upside down.

Sorry guys to be so Alanis Morrisette on this subject but I wish people would take a step back and think about their actions because my next posting is what the person feels due to those actions.

So to all those Cheaters

Whack....... Bitch Slap!!!!!!!!!!

Oprah Moment (Why?)

Why?
Why did you do it?
Why did you cheat?
Why did I give you so much power?
Why did you betray my trust?
Why did you betray us?
Why did you destroy our world?
Why did you take my identity?
Why can't I sleep?
Why can't I eat?
Why can't I get an answer?
Why can't you own up to it?
Why can't I find my way back?
Why do I feel lost?
Why do I feel lack of control?
Why do I feel empty?
Why do I feel lonely?
Why do I feel like you have taken my soul away?
Why?
There is no answer, there may never be an answer, time to start the journey.

Harry Potter Rocks!


Hey Guys, I got an advanced VIP screening yesterday at River East 21 to see Harry Potter. My A list boy Joe D. got me a ticket cuz that's how he rolls.
I just have to say this movie rocked. It was darker and definitely showed character growth for all the Potter gang. Harry Potter has his first kiss, which was not all that, and he finally cut his hair. The movie was shorter than the previous movies but this is definitely a must see. Ya'll need to go.


Harry Potter!

Ok, Harry that's enough! I mean can you get any hotter??? He might as well do Playgirl! You best watch out, all these hot pics you are gonna be the next Gay Idol!

Monday, July 09, 2007

HoMo Club

The HoMo (Horror Movie) Club will get together on their next outing August 31, 2007. Check out the pics for the new Halloween movie remade by Rob Zombie. Can't Wait!









Oprah Moment (Stuck)

Many cities, many countries, many places to keep hiding.
Where am I?
Many friends, many outings, many parties to keep socializing.
Where am I?
Many roads, many streets, many highways to keep driving.
Where am I?
Happiness, saddness, light, & darkness.
Where am I?
Stuck

Stuck, RC

Celebrity Birthdays!

Ok not really but thought I would give a little birthday shout out to my peeps!

July 7th
Lonny Glover
turns 37! Go Lonny! its your birthday!
Eric Lejuene
turns 30, Big ups to my boy EEEEE for joining the dirty thirty club! Welcome boo!

July 14th
Carlos Gonzalez
Happy birthday Unc! Hope you have a big bash for your 45th in the L-Town.

July 17th
Marla Sanchez
The Princess of Drunk is about to turn 35. Homegirl is having an A list celebrity party and is gonna get Crunk! Party Like Rockstar!

WHO WANTS HARRY POTTER'S MAGIC WAND?

Now ya'll know I'm going to hell for this but Harry Potter is fucking Hot in this pic! Is it bogus to want to bang a little wizard? Please tell me he's legal? I am going straight to hell for this post. But I gots to say Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuum!

Bibbidi Babbidi BOO! (whoops sorry that was cinderfuckinrella)

Daaaaaaayuum!




Ok, Beyonce is one hot woman. I agree! But her little sista is BEAT UP FROM THE FEET UP! You would think as the non cute one of the family, you would try to look your best especially in public. Girlfriend looks like the black bride of Frankenstein! Sorry girl!

Live Earth In Case You Missed It

Shakira performing in Germany, now you know home girl sang "Hips Don't Lie" cuz that is all she sings when she does a performance. I know it's her first and only number 1 hit on billboard 200 but she has to let it go. Buyt I must say, I wish my hips lied to my ass and told me that they look like that!


My girl Madonna performing in London showing some love to the crowd. They all look like they're cheering for her but actually they love her shoes! Those shoes are hot!

Now you know she sang "Hung Up" on this number. She insists on that same outfit, at least she changed it to black this time.


Ooooh Weeee! I know she is rockin' the house cuz girl can play the guitar but this pic is quite scary she looks like the rocker version of Nanny McPhee!


My Pussycat Dolls were also in London performing all their hits from one CD. I love the Pussycat Dolls, they brought sexy back for girl groups. But dang they should record another CD. They have 10 songs on the CD and released 6 of them as singles. But they're hot! Can someone feed the girl to the right of Nicole a burger. She look hungry!


Rhi Rhi doing her thang too! She probably performed her current number 1 hit for the 7th week in a row "Umbrella" ella ella ella ella. I hated the song at first but after she put out all 17 remixes I love it! BuzzKill! Boo Boo Doll someone give you a towel you look like that crack addict Whitney Houston when she sings. Get yo powder on girl!

Surprisingly Paula Abdul was not performing, BuzzKill!





















Yep, all hail the Queen!
Sorry Marla, Christina, Lizette, and Aunt Lilia. Alejandro Fernandez is so GAY! He will come out very soon.


Sunday, July 08, 2007

Oprah Moment

My reflection is just that. A reflection on how I feel by quoting a lyric, poem, or write something down. These are my relections on love, loss, or life. We are all humans beings that have one thing in common regardless of race, gender, or religon and that is love. We want to be loved and some want to be inlove. But through it all we need to be careful and not be inlove with the notion of being inlove, that's not love.
Live, Love, Dance, be free.
RC


3 months and I'm still breathing
3 months and I'm still standing here
3 months and I'm getting better yeah
3 months and It's still harder now
3 months and I've been living here without you
3 months and I'm still sober
Picked all my weeds but left the flowers

Sober, KC

Kelly Ms. Clarkson If Your Nasty!



So Kelly finally released her much critically panned album "My December." Kelly co-wrote the entire album and decided not to hire the heavy weight producers that helped her make "Breakaway" one of the biggest selling albums of 2006. Certified at 6 million sold, Kelly has the pressure of an equal follow up. She decided to take a risk and her label hated the album. There were many rumors that Clive Davis even offered her $10 million to add five songs from the heavy weight producers. She declined and went forward with releasing her first single "Never Again," which reached number eight on billboard top 100 and was top ten in digital sales. The angry tune was labled a flop but in reality was a certified hit. It may not have had the heavy radio airplay that "Since You Been Gone" had but definitely a hit in comparison to others. The CD is filled with raw emotion in her lyrics and voice but unfortunately the songs lack hooks that are needed to get radio play. The emotional "Sober" is her next single and sure to put Kelly back on top. The other fuck you song "Judas" is sure to strike a cord with those recently dumped. "How I Feel" and "Haunted" are the other potential radio friendly songs. All in all it is a good CD lyrically, but the public and radio may not like it. It may be too pop to be rock and too rock to be pop. I think people are accustomed Ms. Clarkson as a wholesome southern girl and to hear the angry bitch on the radio, may be too confusion for the mass media.


My ass would've taken the $10 million and would sing Zip a Dee Doo Da if Clive wanted me to. I applaud Kelly for her artistry and think she can at least sell a million records and start recording a new one for late 08.


My Rating: B-

BSD!

What is BSD?
Bitch Slap of the Day!

A BSD is given once a day to anything that pisses me off or just irritates me.

Today's BSD!
I need to give a big ass Bitch Slap to all those that honestly thought I was cutting and pasting on my reviews. When I review something they are my words and my thoughts. I have had many people come and say "I never knew you actually wrote those reviews I always thought they were copied." Let me translate what they actually said was "Dang I never knew yo ass could actually write, you not as dumb as I thought."

So... Whack! Bitch Slap of the Day!

Weekend Box Office

Transformers morphed into the top of the box office pulling in $67.6 million over the weekend. Officially released on Tuesday July 3, the box office total for the first week sales is $152.5 million making it the biggest first week sales of any movie including Spiderman.

Bruce Willis is enjoying a comeback with "Live Free or Die Hard". Although I have not seen this movie, it was action packed. Thank God he did a sequel to the film after that horrible movie with Halle Berry "Perfect Stranger". That is two box office flops for Ms Berry, can anyone say "Catwoman". Maybe Hollywood will now realize that home girl has no sort of talent other than looking good in a Versace gown.

The surprise kid flick of the summer is "Ratatouille ranking in $29 million, surpassing the $ 100 million mark in only two weeks of release. This movie is sure to be in the ranks of Lion King and all those damn Pixar Films. Below are the box office numbers for the weekend of July 6-8.


1. "Transformers," $67.6 million.
2. "Ratatouille," $29 million.
3. "Live Free or Die Hard," $17.4 million.
4. "License to Wed," $10.4 million.
5. "Evan Almighty," $8.1 million.
6. "1408," $7.1 million.
7. "Knocked Up," $5.2 million.
8. "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer," $4.15 million.
9. "Sicko," $3.65 million.
10. "Ocean's Thirteen," $3.5 million.

Friday, July 06, 2007

Guess who has the cover of TV guide!


Yep you guessed it!
Ms Crazy Abdul Herself!




Wild Thing!
Paula Abdul lets us tag along for a day in her crazy life
by
Joe Rhodes
Paula Abdul Where Paula Abdul goes, cameras follow.
And not just the new-breed paparazzi, that expanding army of lensmen who roam greater Los Angeles 24-7 in pursuit of famous faces. No, Paula's cameras are invited. On a beautiful June morning, for instance, as she arrives in a cream-colored Range Rover at a North Hollywood dance studio, she is greeted by the crew that follows her every day for her new Bravo behind-the-scenes reality show, Hey, Paula, plus the crew from Access Hollywood that is following the Hey, Paula crew. Also in tow is a Paulacentric parade of helpers including assistants, makeup artists, hair and wardrobe stylists and publicists. It almost seems like an oversight that her four beloved Chihuahuas are not present.
She's here to audition hopefuls for an improv dance project to be called "Paula Abdul's Shut Up and Dance Troupe." There are more than 30 dancers, all of them young and lean and outrageously dressed in getups like tiger-striped pants and blonde-Afro fright wigs. They've been told to come dressed as characters of their own choosing but prepared for any suggestions Paula might throw out.
"What's being created," she tells them, her voice clearer than her explanation, "is a worldwide recognition of dance. But it's also a variety/game show." The dancers seem confused, but game. Over the next three hours, Paula asks for their interpretations of various commands. She asks them to take off one piece of clothing, to pretend they are climbing out of a box, to act like a fish out of water. At one point she just starts barking out bizarre word associations.
"John Travolta!" she yells. "Pee-wee Herman!" "Play in a sandbox!" "Smell your armpits!" "Pick your nose!"
The idea behind Hey, Paula (also the title of a pop-music hit from 1962, the year Paula, a Southern California Valley Girl with Syrian Jewish ancestry, was born) was to show a side of her life that the public doesn't see. It's a rebuttal to her loopy American Idol image, indisputable evidence that she is not the scatter-brained nutjob the tabloids frequently make her out to be. Rather, she's a hardworking entrepreneur who has stayed in the public eye for more than 20 years, first as an award-winning choreographer, then as a pop star and now as an Idol judge. A woman who has triumphed in spite of well-publicized personal problems and some not-so-well-documented physical maladies.
"I've endured life journeys that people never in a million years would ever think of experiencing," she says later, sitting on an Ab Lounge chair in a leopard-print-carpeted room of her Sherman Oaks home, surrounded by her napping dogs Chomps, Tulip, Thumbelina and Bessie Moo. "I have risen from the bowels of hell and come out tripping and singing and dancing. I've always been counted out, but I come back, like a stealth warrior."
Visit BravoTV.com for Hey, Paula videos, games and more.

Told Ya'll She would comeback.


Paula Abdul plots pop comeback
Friday, July 6 2007, 15:26 BST
By Nick Levine, Entertainment Reporter

American Idol judge Paula Abdul has revealed that she is planning a pop comeback.The 45-year-old sold over 50 million records in the late eighties and early nineties, but has been absent from the charts since 1995.However, she admitted that she is planning to compile her singles - including the UK top ten hits 'Rush Rush', 'Opposites Attract' and 'Straight Up' - on a new retrospective CD.She told Metro: "I’ve got a single coming out. I’m doing a greatest hits package with a new single attached. It’s a dancey kind of thing."
To be honest I think this is a smart move. The UK loves POP music she should do well over there and maybe even crossover. Every artist does it. Cher would not have had the comeback she did if it weren't for the UK playing "Believe".

The Skele-Whore Tour!

Just read that Marc Anthony Skeletor and his wife JHo are going to be touring this fall. They will be singing their duets in English and Spanish. Marc is a respected musician in the latino community and bringing Jenny from the block is not gonna ruin his rep.

I wonder how JLO is gonna pull this off? She obviously won't be singing live. No matter how hard she tries to push that Spanish CD ain't nobody buying it! It has officially been certified as a flop. They are releasing her second single Me Haces Falta but after listening to the song. It will have no impact on both radio or sales. J to tha NO!

Welcome

Welcome Guys!

Oooh Wee!
Ya'll know I have been like your personal "Entertainment Magazine" and now it gets legit. Hopefully I can one day join the likes of Perez Hilton or even TMZ.

OK, so check it here is what to expect? You will be gettin the 411 on all the new music Tuesdays, new Shows, and all the entertainment scoop you need. Plus you will get a dose of your Paula Abdul fix as needed.

Hope you guys check this out frequently!
What's next for me? My own reality show? Stay tuned!

Yo Boy!

Rodri