We'll Miss You, SWV!

For those of us from the New Jack Swing era, SWV (Sisters With Voices) will no longer go with their plans for a reunion. They got back together back in 2006 and even toured opening for New Edition this year but the reunion has stopped and their last performance was 6/30/07. Coko, the lead singer, cannot sign with the group anymore due to the fact that she has been saved. She does not want to sing any sexually suggestive material.

Coko, its cool you're saved and all but God aint mad at you for singing "Weak" or "Downtown" I am sure God is still gonna have love for you after you juke it on stage. I don't understand it at all. I know if I was W and V I woulda been pissed.

Ya'll know when you hear "Weak" it's still the shiiiiiiiit! That was the song of 1993!!!!!!!

It's Country Week on the Charts

Carrie Underwood has scored her first number one album on the billboard 200 chart with opening sales of 527,000 copies. She nearly doubled what she opened with on her on her last album Some Hearts at 315,000. The second spot was by Robert Plant and Allison Kraus "Raising Sand" with 112,000 followed by Gary Allen's "Living Hard" in the third spot with 69,000 units sold. Hee Haw! country week on the charts, see if they all come back now next week?

Ya'll know Kelly must be feeling the heat from Clive. He probably called a meeting and said now Kelly here are the numbers for Carrie Underwood's first week sales. I would say this may be a Bitch Slap of the Day. WHHHHOOOOOPS! I know Kelly will come back strong.

Paulina Rubio No Residency

Perez Hilton is reporting that Paulina Rubio has been denied US Residency due to medical records came back testing positive for drugs. I don't know how true that is but El Paso Times is reporting that her artist visa has been cancelled and no comment on why.

Like An Icon

There's a new book out on Madonna, "Like An Icon" by Lucy Obrien. The book claims that Madonna tried to get pregnant in the mid 90's by several high profile men. One of the men is none other than Tupac Shakur.

Watch out Lucy, you messin wit Maddy and she likes a good fight.

Rec

Dang this looks fricken scary as hell! A scary movie from Spain, I am all about this movie!

America Got This Wrong!

There hasn't been an upset like this since Clay Aiken was robbed the title American Idol when Ruben Studdard won. Now my girl and Cheetah Girl Sabrina Bryan was eliminated from Dancing With The Stars last night. Seriously! America got this wrong, this girl can dance her ass off. She gets eliminated but Marie Osmond still there? I am so upset I think I'm gonna go buy the Cheetah Girls CD to show my support. LOVE YOU SABRINA!

Um, seriously how old am I? 13? Dang!

Label to JLo, You Gets No Mo!

Looks like rumors are flying that JLo's label Epic Records are fed up with her spending habits. The label has incurred way to much cost to promote JLo's CD's with luke warm sales. In fact the label has lost a considerable amount of money with her current release "Brave", which only sold 53,000 copies in it's first week. In fact after the considerable drop in the charts this week, I will be surprised if promotions continue for the CD and the 2nd single may be placed at a halt. A rep from the record company denies the rumors but we all have seen this before. That CD doesn't sell and you are about to be dumped! Poor JLo, if only she woulda done a duet with Fergie now that woulda sold!

Just When I thought She Got it Right...

Now, I was bout to say my baby got this right! She is looking damn cute in that color but then I saw the rest of that mess!

Looks like she must not had a mirror either. She looks quite surprised that she wore that shit. Sorry Paula, you best "Rush Rush" out of that event in that mess!

B 52's Back!

Yep, that quirky new wave band the B-52's are back! After a 16 year hiatus, the "Love Shack" band is releasing their new album "Funplex" due Feb 26th. Band member Fred Schneider attributed the 16 year hiatus to lack of proximity. He comments on the direction of the album as saying "The sound is sexed-up and hyper fun and danceable." Can't wait!!!!!!!!

Watch Out Justin!

Sounds like Justin finally gets some competition. Blake Lewis is releasing his debut album A.D.D. Audio Day Dream, on December 4th. Music insiders are saying that it's likely to top last year's Justin Album. Blake's single "Break Anotha" is hitting the radio today and is slated to be a hit. Go get em Blake!

Nip/Tuck Season Premiere!

Bout Time! Season premiere tonight on FX! The true Doctor McDreamy and Doctor McFuckme! Full review tomorrow.

Drag Queen Calls Britney Out!

This shit is too damn funny! Check out this video on Britney

Saw 4 Kills The Competition.

Saw 4 is the number 1 movie this weekend pulling in 32.1 million. Steve Carell's "Dan In Real Life" came in far behind in the 2nd spot with 12.1 million. The Saw franchise doesn't seem to lose it's steam. Last year's Saw III took in 33 million the same weekend. I guess we all know that the 5th movie is only 364 days away!

Saw 4

It's that time of year again, Halloween, Trick or Treating, and the release of another installment of the highly successful franchise Saw 4. The original movie was such a blockbuster success that the sequel was released a year later and the third last year. Movie insiders say that the movie was go up to 6 0r even 7.

One thing about this movie that it's not a horror movie but a clever game that is sending a message behind all the gruesome killings. If you have not seen any of the first three movies you are not going to understand the fourth. When you're watching the movie you quite aren't sure which sequel you're watching as unanswered questions from the previous are being relived in the fourth. Sounds confusing? Yep it is!

It's a great movie but the gore has gone over the top. The clever traps are losing steam so lets hope the fifth installment can still live up to the first four.

Rating: Too Many Cuts

DId you know???

That Madonna has had single on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart every year since the release of Holiday in 1983. She has had no single in 2007 so she may lose her streak. She still has time to release something, I say throw a christmas track out there and have it chart.

She is scheduled to release her album in March 2008.

BSD (Purple Limo)

The Bitch Slap of the Day is the person or people riding in a purple limo, unless your Prince yo ass should not have a purple limo!

Whack! Bitch Slap the owner of the wanna be Prince Mobile.

Happy Halloween from Halsted!

I was out for a Halloween weekend and here were the costumes I saw. Yes it's Tranny Clause! Nothing says christmas like Tranny Clause adjusting him I mean herself.

Santa also brought Tranny Helpers, and they looked like they needed some help that's Fo Sho!

Last but not least I saw an angel. This isn't your ordinary angle this was like a big angel food cake. When you're big spandex and white are not your friend. I know its just a costume but dang, get a mirror. It was entertaining though.

DUH Moment (Get Some Gas)

I just got my car back from the dealer on Saturday. My poor car broke down because my motor blower (hehehe motor blower) died. I had to get it replaced and it took about a week for the car to get fixed.

I picked it went to work and then went home to get ready. I was going to Charlie's to meet some friends for some country western dancing. I got ready and I was lookin cute. I got in the car was in the turning lane on Western to turn to Irving Park and my car dies out. I was like um, please start. It did not. I tried starting the key and nothing. At this point I started to panic and I called Marla.

Marla showed up I had the hazzards on and I said I think it has no gas. She was like are you sure it could be something worse. So we left the car in the middle of the street bought a gallon of gas at the gas station across the street. It took me about a 20 min on how to use the can and the attendant was helping too. I finally got it together and poured gas in the tank. The car started. I guess I never looked at my gas to see if there was any.

Needless to say I got to the club and went straight to the bathroom to wash my gas smelling hands. So my ass felt soooo dumb for not checking the gas. Not only is this a DUH moment it could be a Bitch Slap of the Day!

Trick or Treat?

For you horror movie fans, this is gonna be the shizz!

Crazy Cool

This video was released in 1995 and was banned by MTV deemed too sexually suggestive making this one of the most requested videos of Paula's too date.

Fey The Other Side!

This is truly one of my favorite songs of all time. This is Fey "The Other Side" from her electropop cd "Vertigo." The CD was not promoted much in the U.S. by Sony, they deemed it too electronic. Fey left Sony shortly after and went with EMI to continue her career. Check it out!

Her Last TV Performance!

This was Paula's last performance on TV. It was for a concert for inner city kids and was televised on ABC back in 1996. She rocked the house!

Having a Good Ride!

Put aside that this American Idol winner still has her debut CD "Some Hearts" on the charts for 101 weeks. She has also three singles on the top 100, 2 from her first album and one from her new album. Not to mention, that her debut album has been certified as sold 6 million units. She manages to have a great week by dropping a new album this week "Carnival Ride." Numbers show that Ms. Carrie Underwood selling over 400,000 by next Tuesday.

Dang ya'll know Kelly is pissed!

Soulja Boy Still Crankin' That at Number 1!

Soulja Boy is still holding the number 1 spot for the seventh week with "Crank That". He held off Chris Brown from the top spot. "Kiss Kiss", takes the number 2 spot.

Alicia Keys surprisingly has the greatest air play song with "No One", which is horrible. That song did not expect to do this well and her voice does not fit that song. But the public has been missing Ms. Keys.

Our girl Fergie stumbles up from 91 to 45 with her 5th single "Clumsy." American Idol champ, Jordan Sparks, barely cracked the top 40 with her debut single "Tattoo." The song is OK but will have no charting power, lets hope her debut album will do better.

Bruce Still Has Magic!

In a very slow week in album sales, Bruce Springsteen jumps back the number 1 spot on Billboard 200. "Magic" sold 77,000 copies beating Kid Rock. Jimmy Eat World entered the top ten as a new release.

Oh No! J Lo went low! Jennifer Lopez new album "Brave" has officially flopped dropping from number 12 to 38. If her appearance on Dancing With The Stars doesn't move records promotion will stop for the album and a second single will not be released. Girl should go on Oprah. Everyone knows you go on Oprah and your guaranteed top 20!

Despite having massive radio hits this year, Rhianna's "Good Girl Gone Bad" has not even been certified platinum. Even Kelly Clarkson's flop has sold more than she has.

Aqui Estoy (Here I am)

This is one of Fey's latest video Check it out!

FEY

Paula Abdul is my girl everyone knows I love her! But my Mexican version of Paula Abdul is FEY. You all should really get to know her music. She has one English CD called "Vertigo". It's Electropop and contains a couple of my favorite songs of all time. Check it out sometime. Click on the You Tube Videos to watch FEY!

8 Films To Die For: Horrorfest 2007

Horrorfest 2007 November 9-11 and November 16-18. I saw the 8 films last year and they were pretty good and some were actually scary. Watch out everyone, Evites will definitely go out to watch some of these movies.

Go to the website for more info.

http://www.horrorfestonline.com/

One Door Closes Another Opens.

I know I let go of three shows but I gained another. I loooove this show HBO's "Tell Me You Love ME." A very intimate look at 3 couples and the problems their relationships have. It's like an hour of therapy. The pace and style of the show is like nothing else on TV. Check it out and the sex scenes are graphic and just straight up porno graphic. If you have comcast go to On Demand and watch them. You'll love this show.

Another Remake

Hollywood must be struggling for ideas because the remakes just keep rolling out. Naomi Watts has signed on to star in the remake of Alfred Hitchcock's classic "The Birds." The movie is not a complete remake but rather a re-image like "Halloween." The movie will be produced by Michael Bay. The film is shooting for an early 09 release.

Letting Go!

I have talked about letting go and I have! I had a revelation this week and I LET GO! I let go of 3 TV shows! I really tried to love them but I just couldn't it was a difficult decision and I hope I have made the right choice. The following shows are the ones deleted off my DVR schedule:

Reaper: Love me some CW but I couldn't love Reaper. I was hoping it would be the next Buffy The Vampire Slayer, now that was a good show. This show is suppose to be a dark comedy but it's not dark enough.

Bionic Woman: When I woke up I deleted this show off my DVR. Nuf said!

Pushing Daisies: This show sucked. It is way too goofy and Dr Seus-ish. Hated it!

I had a good break up with these shows and I wish them nothing but ratings success.

Jennifer Lopez performs on DWTS last night or Sunday?

Jennifer Lopez performed "Live" on Dancing with the Stars last night. So they said. That performance was not live it was actually taped on Sunday because Jennifer said she had an emergency to take care. Her grandmother passed and she was attending the funeral.

She "sang" two songs, "Do It Well" and "Let's Get Loud". She looked great for a pregnant women and actually did some cool dance moves with her belly. There ain't no hiding her belly anymore, lord knows her stomach was poppin'. Poor J Lo I just thought I'd post this pic of her from yesterday before Skeletore ruined her body by procreating with her.

Blackout Shines!

I just heard the entire new album from Britney Spears "Blackout" and the verdict is that it's actually pretty good. Britney has succeeded in not letting her personal life affect her music. The entire CD contains synth fuelled beats and her voice is more distorted than ever. Let's face it Britney can't sing but she does entertain on and off the stage.

The CD opens with the seductive bass of "Gimme More" and ends with the Pharell produced ballad "Why I'm so sad". Most of the CD will be heavily played in the clubs and there are a few radio friendly songs like "Get Naked (I Got A Plan)", which is one of two songs that her voice is not distorted and she actually tries to sing. "Toy Soldier" is very M.I.A inspired and "Ooh Ooh Baby" is a definite club hit. There are a couple of fillers in the CD not worth mentioning. At least, Britney addresses her chaos in the song "Piece of ME". All in all its a good CD with great production.

My Rating: Light shines on "Blackout"

People migrate as California still burns.

Over half a million people have been ordered to evacuate. Over 1300 homes in San Diego alone have burned and 2 people die. This is truly devastating.

Mimi on The View

She just manages to top herself in Diva Antics. Seriously she said she was in the dressing room sleeping waiting to appear on The View. Her assistants tried to wake her up because Barbara Walters wanted to see her but she didn't wake up at all. LOL

She is bogus, throughout the interview she looked like cotton was stuffed in her cheeks and she kept twirling her hair. She is so ridiculous.

If Only?

So when of my readers went to see Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married?" and loved it. There was a particular scene in the movie that really touched this reader. There is a part when Jill Scott's overweight character said, that she fought so hard for her marriage to survive that she thought God had forgotten about her.

My reader related because of the break up of the marriage this reader was going through as well. and spent an entire teenage and early adult life asking: If only I was thinner? If only I was pretty? If only I had clear skin? If only? Did God forget about me?

Surprisingly there are so many people feel the same way. It speaks more of our own insecurities because we think that if we can achieve the perfection society puts on us, we'd be happy. In fact, we wouldn't. Until we embrace who we are as an individual, really embrace ourselves, we can appreciate our great qualities it is then we would know that God hasn't forgotten about us we forgot about ourselves. God is just waiting at the end until we find our path back to loving ourselves as God loves us.

XOXO

M by Mariah

M by Mariah Carey has a combination of two scents, one of her favorite exotic flowers and warm marshmallows. Now I know she has looked puffy as a marshmallow lately but to smell like one?? The new ad for her perfume is hilarious cuz ya'll know she hates J Lo. That picture above is the same as Glow by Jennifer Lopez. Now ya'll can tell J Lo looks real but Mimi is way too big to look like that. She must have used the same airbrush team from her album covers.

I was getting ready for bed when this hellafide hellacious commercial appeared. It's Mariah cooing and ahhhing about her damn perfume. She is sooo ridiculous.

Mimi Gets More and More Annoying!

Ok ,so Mariah the Pariah is whoring out her new fragrance M by Mariah. She claims to have never worn perfume until she created M. I'm so fricken sure. She has also been chatting up her new album due out March of 08. "It's hard for me to sit here and talk about it without sounding like I'm bragging if I'm in love with it, but I'm in love with this album," she says. "I think that having the success with the last record allowed me to have more freedom ... and just make records that I like. It's kind of a really fun record." She hates to brag? That's all she does. She has been looking like a wrapped sausage lately and dem glasses make her look plumpy as hell!

I'd love to stick a pin in her see if she deflates?

Gay In The City Part 4 (The Grudge) Continued...

To the person who left the comment regading this grudge:

It's hard but don't let that grudge consume you. Surround yourself with positive people, find a healthy outlet, and try to begin a journey of self discovery could be a start to defeat the grudge. There are gonna be many of times you will turn around and want to go back but you just can't. That's not the person you are anymore. Consider this a Rebirth, a new chapter of your life, a new discovery within yourself. If you just stay focused on you and your well being that grudge will not win. I know easier said than done, I hope to get there someday. In fact, I know I will and I know you will.

Good Luck and stay focused
XOXOXO
Poparodc

Bonus BSD (VCR)

Ya'll get a bonus BSD.

I was watching the Sunday shows with some friends as usual when a commercial for the show "Samantha Who?" premiered. We were all quite and my friend says "Wow, that looks like a good show. I must set my VCR to record it!"

The rest of us just started laughing. VCR BETCH??? I mean that's like saying "I must record my show Gossip Girl on Beta" LOL

WHACK! Bitch Slap my friend for still using a VCR! Lets get into the new year with TIVO or DVR. VCR!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

It was a crazy week!

BSD (The Equator)

So ya'll know I went to see the movie 30 Days of Night. I was with friends and commented that Alaska has 30 days of night. My friend asked "isn't Alaska near the Equator?" LMAO! After I finished pissing in my pants, I explained where the equator is located. My friend looked a bit embarrased and said that Geography was not her strong point. I sure see that! LOL

I need to
WHACK! Bitch Slap my friend for not knowing where the equator was!

Finally a blonde moment that I did not partake in. LOL!

Marie Goes THUMP!

Marie Osmond danced then took a dive! As she was getting a comment from one of the judges home girl passed out! You see her eyes roll back and so did her body. I didn't mean to laugh but I was rolling on the floor laughing. She claimed it was that she was out of breath and I think so that damn blue dress was so fricken tight he rolls needed some air! No ya'll know she's safe she got dem sympathy votes. THUMP! LOL

Check out the video!

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=3762844

George is Still Hot!!!!

George is still hot as hell and can dance his ass off. I'm not talking about Clooney either, George Michael has a new video out to support "TWENTY FIVE" his greatest hits CD. Click the red x and look what 45 looks like. Daaaayum this man is hot and he sho can make a good ass video!

New Music Tuesday: GM 25

This was released last year but a definite must in your collection. This two disc set highlights the greatest hits of George Michael and the hits that don't get played in the U.S. I have all these songs and ya'll know that "Careless Whisper" is still the bomb ass love song. "I Want Your Sex" is still as sexy as when it was released almost twenty years ago. This is a must for your collection.

Sophie Ellis Bextor

Check out her video for "Me and My Imagination". It's a catchy pop song with a good dance beat. Go Sophie! Click the red x to see the video.

New Music Tuesday: Sophie Ellis Bextor

Ok, so this album was released back in May but if you are a Kylie Minogue fan you are sure to love Sophie Ellis Bextor. The English pop singer released her third album "Trip The Light Fantastic" and it's truly a great dance record. This record is a great blend of pop, electronica, and bass line beats. It isn't a huge success partially due to her release of poor singles. Check out "Down With Love", "Me and My Imagination", and the high energy dance track "Supersonic". If Kylie is in your collection, Sophie needs to be there as well.

My Rating: The Dance Fantastic!

New Music Tuesday: Brave J To Tha Hello!

So I finally downloaded the new album from Jennifer Lopez "Brave." I must admit that I expect this album to suck like her last one. What J Lo does is throw out a catchy good first single and then you buy the album that sounds nothing like her single. Ya'll remember how hot "Get Right" was then you hear "Rebirth" and it was more like a miscarriage.

J Lo released "Do It Well" going back to what she does best and that is SALK (Sing Talk). When she SALKs she sounds best. "Brave" has a retro sound with some infectious beats. Her title track is definitely hot and should have been the first song rather than the last one. "Stay Together" is a definite single and you can see a great remix out of that. Her 2nd single "Hold It Don't Drop It" has a great retro disco sound but not a good choice as a 2nd single. "Gotta Be There" and "Be Mine" suit her lack of voice very well.

The album is surprisingly good but she needs to stay away from the ballads. She loves to sing those ballads but like Janet Jackson, she does not have a voice to sing those types of songs. Jennifer is mediocre at many things, I've said this before. She is a good studio singer, decent dancer, ok actress, and in the world of all around entertainers, she's just a fly girl.

Overall, get "Brave" and get ready to dance.

My Rating: J Lo, bout time you threw down!

This Grudge

"This Grudge"

Fourteen years Thirty minutes

Fifteen seconds I'veHeld this grudge

Eleven songsFour full journals

Thoughts of punishmentI've expended

Not in contact Not a letter

Such communication Telepathic

You've been vilified

Used as fodder

You deserve a piece Of every record

But who's it hurting now?

Who's the one that's stuck?

Who's it torturing now With an antique knot in her stomach?

I want to be big and let go

Of this grudge that's grown old

All this time I've not known How to rest this bygone

I wanna be soft and resolved

Clean of slate and released

I wanna forgive for the both of us

Like an abandoned house

Dusty covered Furniture Still in tact

If I visit it now Will I simply re-live it

Somehow gratuitous

But who's still aching now?

Who's tired of her own voice?

Who is it weighing down With no gift from time of said healing

I want to be big and let go Of this grudge that's grown old

All this time I've not known How to rest this bygone

I wanna be soft and resolved Clean of slate and released

I wanna forgive for the both of us

Maybe as I cut the cord

Veils will lift from my eyes

Maybe as I lay this to rest Dead weight off my shoulders will rise

Here I sit Much determined

Ever ill-equipped To draw this curtain

How this has entertained Validated And has served me well Ever the victim

But who's done whining now?

Who's ready to put down This load I've carried longer than I had cared to remember

I want to be big and let go Of this grudge that's grown old

For the life of me I've not known How to rest this bygone

I wanna be soft and resolvedClean of slate and released

I wanna forgive for the both of us.

AM

Gay In The City Part 4 (The Grudge)

When your life is turned upside down from a break up it can leave you cold, alone, and lost. Breaking up is hard especially when it ends in betrayal and heartache. When questions are unanswered, when your life has no meaning, when your future is uncertain, when your security is gone and when you feel like your soul is dead, how do you deal?

Everyone says to move on but moving on is the easy part, it's letting go that's almost impossible at times. You find things to occupy your time, you can find new friends, you can find new lovers and in a sense you are moving on, but you're still empty. You still have this heavy feeling because no matter how much you have done to move on you still can't seem to let go. What is the time frame? What are the steps? How do we let go?

The feeling of not letting go and holding in almost turns into a grudge that cannot die. A grudge that follows you wherever you go, a grudge that directs your feelings, a grudge that begins to consume who you are, a grudge that prevents you from the possibility of loving again. I guess we have to confront this grudge and in that process hopefully this grudge doesn't win. The journey of self discovery can begin when we let go of this grudge.

poparodc

Roseanne Reads Britney & Parents!

Daaaayuuuuum! Roseanne tore Brit and her parents a new one. While I know Brit has issues, but Roseanne seriously boo! Your parenting advice not needed nor wanted. Um, the last time we heard from you, you were singing our national anthem off key. Look boo, get a job! A talk show, a radio show, shit even a special correspondent on ET or something. Lets see you work first then you can speak. I gots to say though, you is bold as hell. Love it!

Rosanne posted this on her official blog:
“Britney:
The judge is trying to teach you a lesson, shut your mouth and learn it! You are a bad mother, and so is your mother! Get your shit together and take care of your kids!! Your mom needs to lock your spoiled ass in the basement or wherever it is that you cannot get anymore drugs. Stop drinking immediately too! If you are too weak to do that, then you are no better than a crack whore on the street, and your mom should stop pimping your ass and do what mom’s do…lock up your kid, and sit there with her for as long as it takes to get her right!!! Get guards around her to sober her up! SIT WITH YOUR KID, MOM! AFTER YOU AND HER DAD PIMPED HER OUT LIKE JON BENET, SIT THERE WITH HER AND STRAIGHTEN HER OUT…THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! (not even hers, but yours, put pimpng out your other daughter on hold til you make your grown one better).”

Rodri Reviews: 30 Days of Night

Ok, so ya'll know I get a hard on for horror movies so I was hyped to see 30 Days of Night. A new take on vampire movies that I was looking forward on seeing. The movie was stylish and definitely some scare moments. Set in a town in Alaska, the vampires attack this town that sees no daylight for 30 days.

Josh Hartnett plays a sheriff in this town and struggles to survive the flesh eating vampires. Throughout the movie you don't know that days have passed until posted as day 14, day 20 and so on. I think the storyline of Josh and his wife is weak. There were many holes in the story of the vampires, where they came from, why did they attack this town, and their purpose. The ending sucked and not much suspense. I didn't think the movie was bad but it definitely was not great. It's a rental FO SHO!

Rating: Wait for DVD

Coming Soon....

Saw 4

Movie Monday! 30 Days of Night Number 1

The number 1 movie in America is the horror flick 30 Days of Night. The stylish new take on a vampire movie, sucked other movies dry for the number 1 spot pulling in 16 million. Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married?" dropped to the number 2 spot raking in 12 million respectively. Perry's WDIGM held the debuts of Ben Affleck's "Gone Baby Gone" and " The Comebacks".

Two surprises at the box office and that's Tim Burton's "Nightmare Before Christmas" pulls in 5 million and despite an all star cast Reese Witherspoon's "Rendition" failed to draw movie goers.

The Winner Is.....

The new 2007 Chicklets Homecoming Queen is DORA LEE.

Yes it was a close one in a 12-9 vote, Dora Lee won as this year's homecoming queen. Congrats to Dora Lee on the win and I had a great time with the campaign. I just have to thank all those rooting for me but the best person won :)

As someone told me last night, don't get down on yourself Susan Lucci never did.

Thanks
Poparodc

To The Guaranteed Rate Employee pt 2

I also forgot to mention how stupid you are to email me from your job and the computer you sit at. I can't beleive you are that dumb! LOL

To The Guaranteed Rate Employee

I dare you to leave me one more message! It is considered a criminal offense to send harassing emails. I have all your information. If you leave me one more message I will contact the authorities as well as Contact. Show them all your information not only have your sorry pathetic ass fired but also press charges against you. In todays Market I don't think you should FUCK WITH YOUR JOB MUCH LESS FUCK WITH ME!

I'm telling you for your own good of your reputation, and occupation do not send me anymore emails. Ball is in your court.

Sincerely with much love
Rodrigo

Homecoming Closing Speeches, Rodri Cant Bring Him Down!

You know Rodri was not about to let Dora Lee's closing speech get the best of him. Just when you think Rodri has no cards left he pulls one right out of his man bag (The bag is chocolate brown leather, bought it in Venice sooooo cute).

Anyway Checkout his closing speech and the video he found of Dora Lee. My money is on Rodri for homecoming queen. Is that butterflies in my stomach talking about Rodri? No, I guess its that diet tea I've been drinking. Gotta Go!

xoxoxo

poparodc

Hi Chicklets,

I want to take a moment and thank my oponent, Dora Lee, for that (yawn) great video. I was very excited to see if Ms. Dora Lee had any of her own material but neeless to say the montage was cool. I was looking forward to see if she would dance but I did forget she is part of the rythmless nation.

Dora Lee does not need anything more than hugs from all of us. Throughout the week we have discovered her quest for youth and beauty knows no borders. Soliciting sex instead of votes. Stealing a cat back from innocent children, and lets not forget the pending lawsuit that Mans Country has filed for unpaid services of their facility. This is a turbulant time for Dora Lee and we need to come together as a team and show her that we care.

I also would like to thank all of you that have supported me in my nomination and votes. I know as a new kid on the block (and not the boy band), it's hard to adjust to a new team and new friends. I hope that I have helped you in your transition from spectator to player. The true meaning of being a Chicklet is having fun first and winning second. That's what I love about our team we are here to enjoy ourselves rather than being competitive. That is exactly the type of Queen you need fun, sassy, and stylish.

In closing, I have not misrepresented my intentions to you as a hopeful Queen and Dora Lee has. I really can't blame her due to all the dirty laundry that has come up. Especially when I saw her video for homecoming queen 1990. It shows who she truly is. Although she is using the name Darlene McBride, you can tell this is Dora Lee pre nose job. This just shows us that Dora Lee is nothing want she wants us to believe. This video exposes who she really is. Good luck tomorrow and have fun!

Homecoming Closing Speeches, Dora Lee Takes a Bow

Hey Upper North side, poparodc here. Looks like the week long campaigning has come to a close tomorrow. Dora Lee has put her closing speech first and labled it "Take A Bow". While I love Madonna's version, this closing was more like "Take A Snooze". Dora Lee has really surprised her fans in her weak strategy and comebacks. She even posted a video about dancing. This coming from the Rythmless Nation. Check it out! Rumor has it she is breaking down each day. Is that a tear in my eye or just crust from my contact.

XOXOXO
poparodc




My Dear Chicklets, The time has come. It's been a very long week. Youhave witnessed my opponent attack me with insults andlies. You have seen her take all of my good charitywork and pass it off as her own. Is this someone youreally want to give a crown to? Besides giving her acrown on Saturday will only cause it to be in a pawnshop on Monday. She might say "JES", but I say "NO". To put an end to all of this negativity. I havecreated my very own You Tube montage. Watch this inprivate or with head-phones only for the reason thatyou can't help but dance. It's a celebration of Life,Love and Humanity only a true American Queen can bringyou. Please capture this energy and bring it tomorrowwhere we will no doubt achieve our first win. Love, Peace and Soul - Dora Lee ENJOY!

Man's Country Files Lawsuit Against Dora Lee!

Daaayum! Dora Lee caught up! Click the Red X to see the lawsuit docs. It's sad she is so heading down the Britney path. I had to tell my team read below.


Good Morning Chicklets,
Another busy day as your hopeful Queen. I will be promoting our homecoming dance tonight at my softball game. I am trying to get as many people to the dance as I can. Anyway as I was reading on my current events, I was on TMZ.COM and it looks like Mans Country has filed a lawsuit against Dora Lee. It seems that Ms Dora Lee wants to play but not pay. She owes them over $1000. Check it out! Wow, all her dirty laundry is out now. XOXOXORodri

Dora Lee is Going Down!

Spotted Dora Lee feeling the heat as the competition gets intense. DL sent a weak comeback to the Rodri melt down video. Looks like DL may get back up if she know's whats best. Rodri is stopping at nothing to get a crown. I guess A Queen has to do what a Queen has to do.

xoxo
poparodc



Oh, my sweet little chiwawa Rodrigo, I must admit seeing that drug store mascara run downyour freshly pulled face as you pretended to crywasn't easy. I hear your plea sister! So I did, I tried to return the cat and stopped by the"youth center" you so called "run". I was a littlesurprised when I walked in.... The little girls seemed happy. I walked in and theycame up to me hugging my leg saying "shinny happydollar now". They all were dancing around a polewearing tube tops and micro mini skirts. I faintlyheard Britney Spears "A Slave for you" playing in thebackground. I walked into the room on the right, and there wasthis cute, shirtless little boy giving a whitebusinessman a massage. I said, "young man where can Ifind Rodrigo?" he just shrugged his shoulders andsaid...."THAILAND, to open new center" Please call me ASAP! I know what you're up to and youmust be stopped! NOT IN MY COUNTRY! - DORA LEE weak to my Melt Down!

Dora Lee InHumane Society!

I'm sorry for my melt down but I just could not stand by and watch the kids suffer! It's my fault and I'm sorry. Please give the cat back!

Oprah Moment (X-Static Process)

I'm not myself when you're around.
I'm not myself standing in a crowd.
I'm not myself and I don't know how.
I'm not myself, myself right now.
Jesus Christ will you look at me?
Don't know who I'm suppose to be?
Don't really know if I should give a damn?
When you're around, I don't know who am I?

I always wish that I could find someone as beautiful as you.
But in the process I forgot that I was special too.
I always wish that I could find someone as talented as you.
But in the process I forgot that I was just as good as you.
M

Sorry I had an Oprah moment, it's been a crazy emotional year.

Just Buy A New Mutt!

Come on! This is seriously not news, Ellen is rich just buy a new dog. Dang what is the big deal?

Read the article:

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=279890&GT1=7703

Say It Ain't So? No JLo in the Top Ten? WHOA!

Jenny from the block has all her new CD's in stock! Looks like Jennifer Lopez debut her new CD "Brave" at number 12 selling only 53,000. That is an official flop! JLO has released 6 albums and all of them have debut in the top ten selling well over 100,000 copies including that Shitty Spanish CD. What does this mean? Her movie El Cantante flopped, her Spanish CD flopped, and now her English release is a flop. Maybe if she would leave Skeletor and not have his baby, the public might actually like her. I think we liked her best when she showed her true ghetto self with P DIDDY.

Now, I have not gotten the CD but I keep reading good reviews for it. It showed such promise cuz her new single "Doin It Well" is off the chizzane especially the remix with Ludacris. I will buy the CD and review it next week. Maybe her sales will soar with her scheduled appearance on Dancing With The Stars next week.