Today's BSD is for all those people that don't know how to use the self-checkout line at the grocery store, but still insist on using it. The self-checkout lanes are for those people that don't have many items and can follow directions.
Don't walk up to a self-checkout lane and have your week's worth of groceries in your cart. 10 items or less not 10 weeks worth or less! Take your ass to the regular lane. WHACK!
Don't walk up to a self-checkout lane and don't know how to use a touch screen. WHACK!
Don't walk up to a self-checkout lane and look for all your coupons! WHACK!
Finally, Don't walk up to a self-checkout lane while your on your damn cell phone. Hang that shit up and handle yo business! There is other people waiting to get the hell out of the damn store!
WHACK! Bitch Slap yo ass if you do any of the above mentioned!
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