Number 5. Bruce WillisMaster Series!
I know you people thinking WTF?!?! Well Bruce or should I say Bruno, his stage name, has released 2 blues albums. After releasing two albums the label decided to release not 1 but 4 greatest hits album packages. One of them is even a Double CD. So did they just put all his songs from two albums on one? Oooh weee stick to Die Hard boo!
Number 4. Forever More
The Greatest Hits of John Tesh!
The former Entertainment Tonight host had a couple of hits back in the early 90's and even was on the charts with other pop stars like Madonna, Paula, and Prince. But can you name the hits? Nope neither can I! He should try to go back to E.T.
Number 3. The Best of Young MC
Don't get me wrong "Bust a Move" was my shizzz! I danced to that shit all the time. But that was it! No other hit was made no other song was playing, so why a greatest hits? The Best of was one song! He shoulda released a single.
Number 2. Beepers, Benzos & Booty:
The Best Of Sir Mix-A-Lot Review
Ooooh Weee! Now "Baby Got Back" is still a Karaoke favorite. We all know the words and sing them like it still banging on the radio. But no need for a GH album. He had one other modest hit, "Put Em on the Glass"!
Number 1. The Best of Shaquille O'Neal
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!????
Record execs have lost their damn mind! Who in the hot hell bought any album by O'neal? That's a damn shame! If you have an album by Shaq then yo ass needs to be kicked in the throat!
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