BSD (Drinking and Baking)

Now ya'll know drinking and driving is so dangerous but I want to start a movement on another danger that no one addresses with alcohol. That is Drinking and Baking. Today's BSD goes to all those people that get trashed drunk and instead of ordering in they decide to bake. They get so drunk pass out and forget you had a pizza in the oven that got charred. I am starting a movement like MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Drivers) mine is called FADBAK (Friends Against Drunk Bakers).

So to all those that do this without consideration that you could burn a house down,

WHACK! BITCH SLAP YO ASS FOR DRINKING AND BAKING! NEXT TIME TAKE YO DRUNK ASS TO MICKEY D'S LIKE THE REST OF US!!!!!!!!!!!