Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Now, the How'd they get invited list! Teen Choice 2007

Sanjaya scored three tickets, for him, his sister, and his hair. Don't the sisters look cute? NOT! I thought his 15min were up?
Jordan Sparks the winner of American Idol 2007, looking like a pregnant poodle and not the cute ones either. What the fuck? Girl hire a fricken stylist. Who told you to cut your hair like this you look like a dog! I just heard her 1st single SUCKS! I don't see much airplay on that one. She looks so hit move on!


Awww! Anna Nicole's baby daddy. Larry's claim to fame you ask? Cumming inside of Anna Nicole, his rise to fame is when he didn't pull out. Let's face it, he still woulda been a closted homo lirking in the bathroom at some hollywood studio if he did pull out and came on her face. Good Choice Larry!


WHAT THE FUCK? JUSTIN GUARINI! How the hell did he get an invite? I know he had to sneak in. There is no way in hell the committee said lets invite Justin. He looks aight just hasn't done anything in hot hot minuto!


Ok, Big Peeps please don't get offended and stop reading now if you think my comments will offend you.

This is Nikki something the star of Hairspray. She looks like she was inflated with air. Cute in the face but definitely thick in the waste. This dress is wrong and her feet! Her Feet! Look like pig feet wrapped tightly like the one's we use to see at the Carneceria (meat market in spanish)

Hopefully she gets on a diet pront0! She definitely needs it. Take EXLAX girl you be aight! Either that or just fart girl let that air out!

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