Thursday, January 03, 2008

The 10 Corniest Love Songs!

Guess who made the list? Yep my girl! It's nice to see Paula making the charts again.



THE TEN CORNIEST LOVE SONGS ON EARTH
10. "Open Arms" by Journey - It's the sort of song that brings tears to your eyes ... as you fight back the urge to vomit.
9. "Almost Paradise" by Ann Wilson/Mike Reno - Some people built bomb shelters in the '80s because they feared the Cold War. Others built them to shield themselves from this gem from the "Footloose" soundtrack.
8. "I Need Love," LL Cool J - There's nothing quite like LL opening up and expressing his sensitive side-nothing quite so ridiculous.
7. "How Am I Supposed to Live Without You" by Michael Bolton - It has found new life in that new Ford ad with the voice-activated MP3 player. The way the driver's voice cracks when he changes the song says it all.
6. "Rush, Rush" by Paula Abdul - Hurry, hurry change the radio station!
5. "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion - Like a hot fondue pot that's tipping over into your lap, Celine's power ballad is dangerously cheesy.
4. "More Than Words," Extreme - A list of corny love songs without "More Than Words" is like a list of U.S. presidents without Abraham Lincoln. And that guitar-thumping video: priceless.
3. "A Whole New World (Aladdin's Theme)," Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle - That's right-it's a cover of a love song written for a Disney movie. If this one doesn't get you in the mood for love ... 2. "Total Eclipse of the Heart," Bonnie Tyler - Every now and then we fall apart remembering how funny this song was at the beginning of "Old School."
1. "With You," Jessica Simpson - It's the love song inspired by spending lazy afternoons with then-husband Nick Lachey-and we all saw how that turned out.

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