Thursday, March 27, 2008

Another Mile High Club!

Ok, so I know everyone masturbates and that's cool. Sometimes people can't wait and do it in strange places and get caught, ex. George Michael. But ya'll know you gotta wait til you get home to do some crazy shit like that.

A woman is suing American Airlines for failing to protect her from a masturbator. LMAO! Her ass shoulda just joined in, if you ask me. LOL


21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County.

The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on descent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states. The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states.

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