Friday, March 28, 2008

See George! She's Trash! Leave Her Now!



Here is Sarah Larsen doing her thang in Vegas. She claims to be a model but licking a magazing in sand is not a model. That guy jacking her up against the wall must have paid for that dance.


George, stop it! Leave this trash now! You are too much of a good man to be wasted on this Glad Trash Bag!

New Movie Friday

Here are the movies opening today:

21: Starring Kevin Spacey: Critics gave it 1 1/2 stars. Whoops!




Run Fat Boy Run: Starring Thandie Newton & Hank Anzaria. Directorial debut of David Schwimmer. Critics gave it 1 1/2 stars. Whoops!



Stop-Loss: Starring hotties Ryan Phillippe & Channing Tatum (That alone is making me go to the movies and see it) Critics gave it 3 1/2 stars. Daaayum!




Superhero: Starring Pamela Anderson & Leslie Nielsen. This shit looks funny as hell, I might have to fork over the 10 bucks and see it.

Madge Taking Over The World!


Madonna is everywhere. She is in high gear promoting her new single "4 Minutes to Save The World" ft. Justin Timberlake. The single is debuting at number 68 this week on the billboard charts solely based on radio airplay. The song is on itunes and is expected a huge jump with itunes sales.

Ryan Phillippe on Ellen!

Ryan Phillippe was on Ellen promoting his new movie "Stop-Loss"which opens today. He spoke about playing Gay in his first acting role, he talked about his kids, and about working with Ellen.

Reese is stupid! I would not let that go! Ryan looks good as hell and seems like such a cool guy. Reese, baby doll, yo ass shoulda kept him on lock down. Keep yo man happy.


Thursday, March 27, 2008

Amy Still on Her Crack!


Amy Winehouse aint got any sort of shame. LOL

She shows all kinds of crack!

Another Mile High Club!

Ok, so I know everyone masturbates and that's cool. Sometimes people can't wait and do it in strange places and get caught, ex. George Michael. But ya'll know you gotta wait til you get home to do some crazy shit like that.

A woman is suing American Airlines for failing to protect her from a masturbator. LMAO! Her ass shoulda just joined in, if you ask me. LOL


21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to her and ejaculated in her hair, according to a lawsuit she filed last week in Tarrant County.

The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on descent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states. The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” the suit states.

New Nelly FT Fergie!

Fergie killed this song! She is sick as hell!

I ain't even on the fact that Nelly ain't had a hit since him and Kelly Rowland did their joint together. But this is gonna be a hit. Getting Fergie Ferg was a smart idea.

Check it out!


Big Ups to Miller!


Now this is advertisement!!!!!






HoMo Club Alert!

George A Romero has another zombie movie: Diary of the Dead

This must be a straight to DVD release cuz I can't see theaters jumping at this movie. Romero should know there is more than zombies to make a good horror movie. The horror movie alert may not go off on this movie. Just sayin!


New NeYo Closer

New NeYo Closer:

NeYo sure knows how to deliver and this song is blazzing! It has a cool lounge house beat with sick vocals. This is gonna be a club hit fo sho!



WHY????

ATeam the movie has been confirmed for a June 12, 2009 release. The movie will be directed by John Singleton and Ice Cube has expressed interest in the role of Mr. T

Um, why? why? why?

I have nothing further to add.

Why am I Loving Hanah Montana?

Why am I jamming to Miley Cyrus song right now?
Seriously this is a 12 year girl and I'm all singing loud as hell here at work.

I know ya'll feel me on this cut!


Softball Season 4


Softball season 4 is well on it's way! We have been renewed for another season on a different division and adding new characters to our soap as well as dropped a few. A season of many changes that include new uniforms, new division, and new name. I wanted like to unveil the new name of our team, our new sponsor, and a new logo.

Introducing Softball Season 4's new team:

Broadway Cellars Crush
(or as I like to refer to us as DA BCC)


Season Opener:
Sunday April 27, 2008

Sponsor:
Broadway Cellars
5900 N Broadway
Chicago, IL
Stay tuned for weekly updates on our games as well as the unveiling of our new uniforms on Saturday April 26,2008
We hope to see our fans at the games as we promise all the drama of last year, including a few scandals, a few hook ups, and definitely drunk stories. Summer 2008 we about to get CRUSH!

Feel free to submit any cheers for our team. We would gladly accept suggestions and give you full credit. So far the only one we have is:


We Lush We Crush!

Thanks
BCC admin
Poparodc




Rodri's Comeback! The Journey Begins

Paula Abdul has enjoyed a successful comeback to the music scene releasing her first single in 13 years. Now, following the footsteps of my American Idol, it's my turn.

Many of you may not know but I use to be in a dance company called Urban Junction, back in 1994. I started my brief dance career in college when one day, as I was walking to class, I saw an audition for a dance concert called "Retrospectives: Dance Styles From the 70's, 80's, and 90's." I had no formal dance training but I knew I liked to dance. I walked in the audition and saw people stetching and doing dance things on a bar. I knew I was out of place. They gave me a list of three songs that I had to perform, Michael Jackson, a 70's joint, and some song I had never heard. I danced and followed. I smiled the entire time and I won over the choreograhper. I spoke to her afterwards for almost an hour and I got the part. Not only did I get the part in the concert, it went so well that I won a scholarship for dance at school. I was the kid off the street with no training and didn't know any dance terms. It was tough but I managed to blend with the dancers. They all treated me so good.

I then performed in several musical events and eventually joined Urban Junction. We performed in many venues including the Harold Washington Theater downtown. The dance life was cool as hell and it was an amazing feeling being able to express myself in ways I didn't know I could. It has been over 10 years since I last stepped on stage to perform, until now!

On May 4th I have Reverse Auditions with "Open House Dance." The reverse auditions means we will preview 6 different choreographers and their style of movement along with music. I pick the choreographer I choose to dance with. I have rehearsal over the next few months and our performance will be premiered downtown Thursday- Saturday July 31-August 2. Tickets will be $15 to watch our performances and its all for charity.

I will write a memoir of my journey back to dance through auditions and rehearsals leading up to the performance. I am very excited and nervous at the same time. Keep checking the blog for updates.

Check out more info on Open House:

About:
Open House Dance Collective is now in its Fifth year creating dance and involving the Chicago community as artists, performers, audiences, and partners in growing awareness for local charities. OHDC is a sibling art-based company to Second Floor Dance and Fusebox Art Collective, all under the name of parent production company, HouseHold Arts Collective.

Mission:
Open House Dance Collective has a steadfast mission to promote and foster interest in, and appreciation for, dance by expanding the Chicago Dance Community to include the community at large. By developing an innovative environment which provides opportunities for experienced choreographers to create new danceworks, and for community members to learn and perform, Open House Dance Collective produces professional-quality performances that benefit local charities, supporting a wide range of social interests.

Leoan Lewis Bleeds to Number 1!



Leona Lewis topped the charts this week with her hit single "Bleeding Love." This is obviously thanks to her appearance on Oprah last week. Ya'll know, once you do Oprah you are guaranteed a top twenty spot as a singer. Here are the charts for this week:

1. Leona Lewis Bleeding love
2. Usher Love in This Club
3. Ray J FT Young Berg Sexy Can I
4. Chris Brown With You
5. Sarah Bareilles Love Song
6. Jordan Sparks No Air
7. Flo Rida Low
8. Rihanna Please Don't Stop The Music
9. Lil Wayne Lollipop
10. Lil Mama Ft C. Brown Shawty Get Loose

Check out Leona Lewis Bleeding Love on Oprah:

Danity Kane Tops the Charts!


Danity Kane, from the TV show "Making the Band," has topped the charts with their second album "Welcome to the Dollhouse." The hot girl grouped debut on the top spot selling 236,000 copies. Take that Janet Jackson! Their new single "Damaged" is climing the charts.

Holding the number 2 spot is "Now That's What I Call Music Vol. 27" selling 170,000 copies.

Slipping from number 1 last week to number 3 is Rick Ross "Trilla"

The other big debut this week is Flo Rida with "Mail on Sunday" fueled by his number 1 lead single "Low."

Slipping from 3 to 5 is Jack Johnson's "Sleeping Through Static"


Here is the new song by Danity Kane "Damaged"
These bitches is hot!!!!

Another DUI


Another dumb ass celebrity was arrested for DUI in LA yesterday. Ritchie Sambora was arrested for driving under the influence and get this, he had his 10yo daughter with him! Yep, he had a girlfriend, his daughter Ava, and Ava's friend.


Heather is gonna whoop that ass! Heather is already been seen at her attorney's office and is getting ready to stomp that ass! Go Heather! Take care of yo business! This will teach him not to drink and drive. It will also let you get back at him for sleeping with that whore Denise Richards!

Skankmora Filing for Divorce!


The Fabu Mogul, Skankmora Simmons is filing for divorce from her husband Russell Simmons. She is asking for full custody of their daughters Ming and Akoi. Skankmora has been seperated from Russell for over 2 years and she has even been rumored to be pregnant by actor Djimon Hounsou.


Bout time Russell is rid of this chick! She is Skankulous! But I love her reality show "Life in the Fab Lane"

Robin Williams About to be Single!




Marsha Garces Williams, wife of Robin Williams, has filed for divorce. The couple, who have been married for 19 years, have cited "irreconcilable differences." LAME! Give us the real juicy dirt! Ya'll know their hook up was a bit scandalous. Marsha was his nanny for Robin and his 1st wife. He then started banging her and there you are!

Well, at least 19 years is like a mile stone in Hollywood.

JC and Chance Crawford Gay Rumors!

JC Chasez is going on record telling everyone he is not gay and he is not dating Chance Crawford. He is sick and tired of all the rumors.

JC, Boo Boo, Look at these pics! You tell me what you telling us. These pics don't say, "I'm chillin with my boy!" its really saying "I'm the top in this relationship." Now, I'm gay and I sho don't take pics like this with my straight boys. Come on now! Ya'll know you doing it. This is JC's official statement:

For the record, we’re both straight,” JC told Kiss FM 104.7.
“We’re not dating.”

Added JC, “Let’s clear that up real quickly and the thing is, we don’t even get to hang out that much. We are friends, absolutely, the guy is a super nice guy and he’s a friend of mine but you know the only time people would usually see us together is in some type of photograph so they just assume that it’s like that. You know people hang out with their best friends every day… and I don’t even see this guy every day. He’s a friend of mine, like I said, it’s just ridiculous. The fact of the matter is, if I’m standing next to a girl and I don’t have a girlfriend all the sudden I’m dating her. If I’m dating a girl and I’m standing next to another girl I’m having an affair, so now since there hasn’t been any of that smoke out there in a minute now if I’m hanging out with a guy they’re going to make up a rumor, it’s just stupid now.”

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

In Honor of Wendy!

Usher's "Hot Tranny Mess" Wife a Biotch on Video Set!


Mrs. Usher, aka: Hot Tranny Mess, was a biotch on the set of his new vidoe "Love in the Club." Usher picked hot new artist Keri Hilson to be the female lead on the video. The New York post claims that the HTM (Ushers Wife and mother of 5 bebes)was the stylist on the video and dressed Keri pretty lame. She also didn't let Keri have her own hair stylist.

That HTM is just jealous cuz Keri is hot and young, Tomeka Foster is not. I bet Chili from TLC don't look so bad now. I can't believe he left Chili and ended up with this HOT TRANNY MESS!

My Girl Wendy Williams in a Scandal!


New York shock jock Wendy Williams usually is on the radio talking about everyone's business and now her shit is all out there. Wendy's talent booker, Nicole Spence, has filed a sexual harrasment complaint with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission on Wendy's manager and husband.

She even claims that Wendy gets beat by her husband. Wendy has called Nicole a flat out lying bitch. But Nicole has proof. Dang the drama! Read the article below and the video of Wendy Williams talking about women in abusive realtionships:


written by Brandi Hopper
Tuesday - March 25, 2008

On the heels of the sexual harassment complaint filed by talent booker Nicole Spence against the husband of her boss, radio personality Wendy Williams, SOHH spoke with Spence's lawyer to find out more details about the scandal.

As SOHH previously reported, Wendy Williams' talent booker at WBLS 107.5 FM filed a complaint with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission yesterday (March 24) alleging that Williams' husband and manager, 33-year-old Kevin Hunter, tried to demand sex from her on repeated occasions.

According to the complaint, the self-professed "Queen of All Media" "aided and abetted" her husband's sexual harassment, even offering to take Spence shopping so that she could dress like a "sexy little b*tch," as Hunter demanded.
Williams has publicly refuted these claims, calling Spence a liar.
"Her allegations are totally false," the shock jock told the New York Post. "This b*tch is out of her mind."

SOHH spoke to Spence's attorney, Kate Webber, today, who along with lawyer Kenneth Thompson - known for defending former Source magazine editor-in-chief Kim Osorio in her sexual harassment suit against Source founder David Mays and Raymond "Benzino" Scott - will be representing the talent booker. Webber said she's unmoved by Williams' denial.
"Interestingly, we hear no detail from Mrs. Williams where in contrast, Nicole Spence lays out clearly exactly what's been going on there and how utterly offensive it is," Webber said.
Spence spares no detail in her six page complaint, listing instances of sexual harassment in which Hunter allegedly told her on several occasions that he wanted to "f*ck" her and berated her, calling her a "stupid f*cking b*tch."
Spence also claimed Hunter was also abusive to Williams, choking her and beating her in and near WBLS' New York City offices.
While Williams has dismissed all of these claims, Webber said she is confident that Spence will prevail.

"We have clear evidence and other witnesses at the company who will back it up, that Mr. Hunter engaged in blatant and open sexual harassment," Webber told SOHH. "He did this in the office, in front of other people. The company was aware of this, the head of Human Resources was aware [and] all of this supports her claims strongly."
In Spence's complaint she says one HR employee in particular actually warned her about Hunter.

"Catrice Allen of Human Resources admitted that she personally heard Mr. Hunter sexually proposition me in the workplace and warned me to watch out for Mr. Hunter," the complaint reads.

Aside from this alleged admission, Spence said she made several verbal complaints and written complaints to the company but little was done.
Although at this stage, Spence has only filed a complaint with the EEOC, Webber alluded to a lawsuit in the future and proven knowledge of harassment could mean punitive damages for Spence if she wins the case.

"This conduct went on for some time, the employer was aware of it and did nothing," Webber said. "So in situations like that punitive damages could be significant."
The lawyer also claims her client, who is still employed at WBLS, is currently suffering retaliation on the job. Her desk has allegedly been moved away from the rest of the staff and her talent booking duties have been stripped from her.
"In any lawsuit what you first want to do is address the conduct and get the retaliation to stop" Webber said.

Webber said she expects other people in the office to step up and stand behind Spence in her claims and she wouldn't be surprised if some even filed their own suits.
The attorney wouldn't say exactly how much the suit would seek, but Webber did say a case like this could glean millions.
"The main point of this is to take a stand against the treatment of women in the workplace," she said.

Reps for Wendy Williams were not available at press time.
Stay tuned to SOHH as the story develops


Britney Draws in Huge Ratings!




Britney was a guest star on the CBS show "How I Met Your Mother" and it drew 10 million viewers. That's the show's highest ratings. They usually draw in on an average 9 million. I guess people are still interested in Britney Spears.

Paual Kicks Off Today Concert Series!


The Today Show has been doing their summer concert series for 13 years now. This year a special performance by our favorite American Idol Judge starts off the the series. Paula Abdul will perform on April 25th 2008! The comeback of Ms Abdul in celebration that Forever Your Girl was released 20 years ago this June. Straight Up!

Check out the concert dates:

APRIL

25 Paula Abdul

MAY

2 Neil Diamond

9 Mary J Blige

16 Surprise Reunion concert

23 Alanis Morissette

26 B-52s (Special Memorial Day Concert)

30 Donna Summer

JUNE

6 Chris Brown

13 Kenny Chesney

20 Rihanna

27 Coldplay

JULY

4 Ashlee Simpson

11 Rascal Flatts

18 Natasha Bedingfield

25 Miley Cyrus

AUGUST

1 Sheryl Crow

15 TODAY at the Beijing Olympics

22 TODAY at the Beijing Olympics

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

In Case You Missed It!

Britney was on "How I Met Your Mother" last night and it wasn't that bad. Check out her acting skillz. She looks good too!

Part 1



Part 2


Part 3


Part4


part5

4 Minutes to Save the World!


I posted Madonna's new track last week featuring Timbaland and Justin Timberlake. I said that the song was ok. I liked the horns but the song lacked a hooked. It definitely in my opinion was a bad choice for a single.

I guess I was wrong. Radio stations have been playing the song like crazy! It so surprising because her previous album "Confessions on a Dancefloor" had a better lead single that radio didn't touch.

This is the most radio has played a song of Madonna's since her "Music" album. Her new CD "Hard Cardy" is already number 1 on Amazon and its not even released yet.

The song made its debut on the Official UK Singles Chart at #7 on 23 March 2008 based on download sales alone. Based on its first week of airplay, the song made its debut on the US Airplay Chart at #23 Madonna is about to score her next top ten hit, Timbaland has the magic touch!

Dance But No Play!


A Paula Abdul fan (no not me) wrote in to Billboard asking about the radio play for "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow."



'DANCE' BUT NO SPINS

Keith,

I don't want this to sound like a stupid question, but do you know the reason why Paula Abdul's new single "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" is not getting any airplay on the radio?


I was wondering if is just because DJs don't like it? Is it a corporate decision? Is it because the single is on a small label and the distribution is slower?


I'm pretty sure some people think is a good song (like me), but it just bugs me how a song that (hit No. 1 on the Top Music Videos chart in the iTunes Store) is not getting any radio airplay.


Thanks!

Richard

Guatemala City


Hi Richard,


For the seven days ending Tuesday, March 18, only five monitored U.S. radio stations played Paula Abdul's "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" seven or more times. The outlets were WZEE Madison, Wis. (9 spins during the week), CKEY Buffalo, N.Y. (8 spins), KQMQ Honolulu (8 spins), KNCH Seattle (8 spins) and KKMY Beaumont, Texas (7 spins). Even KIIS in Los Angeles, which has a morning show hosted by "American Idol's" Ryan Seacrest, has only played the song 10 times total since it debuted in January.


Many radio stations played "Dance" initially in January when it was first released to radio. But since then, pretty much everyone has backed off the song. It's likely because their audience didn't respond well to the track. A radio station will only play something that it feels will work for its audience, and it seems the vast majority of stations don't feel "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" is right for them. Among video channels, during the tracking week, only MTV Hits played the music video for "Dance," and it aired it four times. Its big sister station, MTV, has only played the clip once, on March 10. No other monitored video channel has played "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow."


It's not all bad news, though. "Dance" has sold 189,000 digital downloads and has moved in excess of 30,000 in each of the past four weeks. This week it was No. 21 on the Hot Digital Songs chart, having sold 39,000.

Paula & Randy Visit TRL

Paula and Randy debut their video on TRL last week. "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" was aired on MTV despite all the rumors that MTV has refused to play the video. The American Idol judges get the tables turned on them and are judged for their work on the video. Check it out:


Monday, March 24, 2008

Horton Hearing Number1!


"Horton Hears a Who" is the number 1 movie for the second week in a row. The Dr Seuss movie has taken in over 86 million in just two weeks. Tyler Perry's "Meet the Browns" came in at a close 2nd with over 2o million. At third is "Shutter" with a distant 10 million. That's actually not bad for a horror movie. I'm actually gonna see this movie this weekend, Pacey's in it! I'll give a full review soon.



1
1
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who
20th Century Fox Distribution
$24,590,596
$86,010,517
2
3961

2
-
Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns
Lionsgate
$20,082,809
$20,082,809
1
2006

3
-
Shutter
20th Century Fox
$10,447,559
$10,447,559
1
2753

4
-
Drillbit Taylor
Paramount Pictures
$10,309,986
$10,309,986
1
3056

5
2
10,000 B.C.
Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution
$8,934,064
$76,401,302
3
3454

Gay in the City ( I vs WE)

Relationships are complicated and they're also somewhat of unfamiliar territory for me. All I knew was being single and available. I use to make plans for the weekend ahead of schedule but I also was always spontaneous and free to go anywhere.

Now that I'm in a relationship, I find the "I vs We" factor challenging. "I vs We" is when someone wants to hang out with you or invites you to a party, you naturally say "I'll go!" or "I'm free!" instead of saying, "I have to check with my boyfriend to see if we have plans." It's only natural that after being single for so long, you answer for yourself but now there's two.

I was invited to the Human First Gala on April 12, 2008 by the director of ALMA. I immediately checked my blackberry and said sure I'll go! The Executive Director of ALMA looked at me and said, "Sweetie, don't you want to check with your boyfriend first?" I told him that it shouldn't be a problem. But he encouraged me to check first. So I did, just as I thought it wasn't a problem.

Even though it wasn't a problem, I need to remember that I have a boyfriend and I have to be considerate of him or even us, by checking in first. If I was quick to check in with my blackberry, then I should be quicker to check in with my boyfriend. My blackberry stores my schedule but my boyfriend shares it.

That is the challenging part for me but as time goes by, I'm sure I'll get better.

Truly Sad!

This is so sad, Corinne Bailey Rae's husband Jason Rae was found dead. There are reports that drugs were involved but it's still under investigation. Read below:

The husband of singer Corinne Bailey Rae has been found dead in a London apartment.SKY News reports the body of 31-year-old Jason Rae was found around 3:15 PM Saturday, a victim of an apparent drug overdose. Cops reportedly arrested a 32-year-old man for "supplying controlled substances." That man was then released on bail. No word on if Corinne was home at the time.Jason Rae was a saxophonist with the Haggis Horns.The 29-year-old Bailey Rae is best known for her hit "Put Your Records On

America Wants Its Sex!


George Michael is finally touring in the US as his farewell tour. I am sooooooooo there! I can't wait!


Check out the dates:


June 17: San Diego/San Diego Sports Arena

June 19: San Jose, Calif./HP Pavilion

June 21: Las Vegas/MGM Grand

June 22: Phoenix/US Airways Center

June 25: Los Angeles/Great Western Forum

July 2: Seattle/Key Arena

July 4: Vancouver/General Motors Place

July 7: St. Paul/Xcel Energy Center

July 9: Chicago/United Center

July 13: Dallas/American Airlines Center

July 14: Houston/Toyota Center

July 17: Toronto/Air Canada Centre

July 18: Montreal/Bell Centre

July 21 and 23: New York/Madison Square Garden

July 26: Philadelphia/Wachovia Center

July 27: Boston/TD Banknorth Garden

July 29: Washington, D.C./Verizon Center

July 31: Atlanta/Philips Arena

Aug. 2: Tampa/St. Pete Times Forum

Aug. 3: Sunrise, Fla./Bank Atlantic Center

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Crazy Bitch Always Airbrushed!


This is the cover of Mariah's new album "E=MC2" and can you say air brushed? Bitch has no creativity at all. Look at her previous album cover, similar? Dang, she has two horrible songs out, she looks better, sounds like shit, and still as annoying as ever.

Can we please stop buying Mariah Carey albums? Her songs all sound the same! Stop buying her shit!


Ghetto Dragulous!

Aight guys, my boys and I saw this shit performed by a drag queen in Puerto Vallarta and we almost pissed in our pants! My ass was laughing so loud and ghetto but dang this shit was off the chain. Especially since the drag queen we saw doing this was drunk! Ya'll have to watch this but again this is not work friendly.




This next video is an extended mix with more songs added you guys have to watch this! I bout died!


Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Ghetto Fabulousness!


Ya'll gonna love this shit! This is for all my ghetto peeps that loved "Can I Smell Yo Dick?" Here is "Bitch I Stole Yo Purse" by Wendy Ho! This may not be work material so careful ya'll!




This is "Cupid You So Stupid" I loooove it!




This is Wendy Ho singing the title song of her album "The Gospel of Ho"
Dang, I feel like I'm going to hell just for posting this shit but daaayum this is funny as heeell!

Monday, March 17, 2008

I Always Thought He was Hot!


But daaaayum! Ryan is hooooooot in this pic. Seacrest is gracing the cover of the April issue of Details magazine and he has that come fuck me look! I know, it's airbrushed as hell but he looks good as hell too. I'd be your American Idol!

Threesome!!!!


An elegant meal at T.G.I. Friday's followed by hot three-way action? That is definitely my idea of a classy time. A former driver and aide of former NJ governor Jim McGreevey has come forward to dispute the claim from Dina McGreevey that she was a victim in the whole scandal. In an interview with The Star-Ledger, Theodore Pedersen, said he had weekly Friday romps with the couple from 1999 to 2001. The night usually started with dinner at T.G.I. Friday's followed by a hot threesome at Jim's condo in Woodbridge. They called it the "Friday Night Special."
29-year-old Teddy, who currently lives with his girlfriend, is sick of seeing Dina play the victim during TV interviews about the Spitzer scandal, "I wanted to get this out now because it was so offensive to me that she goes on television playing the victim. She's trying to make this a payday for herself. She should have told the truth about the three of us. She started talking about us three. She should have continued it. She should have told the truth about the three of us. I am Dina's Silent Partner."
Teddy said the threesome quickly became more than just a Friday night thing and he would regularly join the couple on trips. He told the New York Post, "He liked watching me, and she would watch me while she was [performing sex acts] with Jim. In my opinion, me being a part of their sexual relationship enhanced it for both of them. It's frustrating to hear her call Gov. Spitzer a hypocrite while she's out there being as dishonest as anyone could be about her own life.""
Look I ain't mad at any of them in this situation. McGreevey is sexy, Teddy is pretty hot, and Dana, well she's cute after three beers. I knew that Dana looked to cool and calm when the McGreevey was announcing his resignation. She just looked like she new. But hell I'd do a threesome with them too. But we would definitely have to go somewhere a little more classy than TGI Fridays, we'd have to do "Chili" or "Rainforest Cafe."
Just saying!

Thomas Jane Arrested for DUI!


Yep another celeb arrested for drinking and driving. Hollywood sure sets the example, don't they? The punisher actor and husband of Patricia Arquette was partying hard if he was arrested this morning.


Um, Patricia! Where the hell did those boobs come from? I knew you gained a few pounds but I didn't know where, but now I see. Daaayum girl! Yo brought your girls out loud and proud. I know Thomas is quite happy!

Ashton Kutcher Hot!?!?!?


I see why Demi Moore went with Ashton Kutcher as her choice of new meat!Homeboy is hot! I don't like him but this picture shows off some gooood qualities in Mr. Demi Moore. Bruce who?

Go ahead Ashton! Looking hot as hell! He did a photoshoot for VMAN.

New Madonna!

Yes the world premiere of the new Madonna & Justin song happened today and it sucks! "4 Minutes to Save the World" has good beats and the horns are killer but the vocals are so drowned with the music and there is no hook. This is not a lead single, definitely not "Hung Up!"

At least it's better than Mariah Carey's song!


Drummer of Abba found dead!


ABBA's drummer, Ola Bunkert, was found dead at his home. Ola Bunkert was one of the biggest bands of all time. There was an apparent accident in his home, Bunkert was 61

CNN reports that Ola fell against a glass partition that separated his kitchen from his garden. The glass broke and cut his throat. Police believe he bled to death in his garden. A police rep said, "A glass door in the kitchen of the house was shattered and it appears that this man fell through the door. He then managed to get out into the garden where he died."


How truly sad!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Ellen Calls Oklahoma Rep Sally Kern

I love Ellen! She is so ballsy! Rep Sally Kern is lucky she didn't answer the phone, she was about to be read live on the Ellen Show!


New Alanis Morissette!

Here is Alanis Morissette's new single "Underneath" from her upcoming album due in stores May 20, 2008. Many have said that Alanis has lost an edge to her music since her debut "Jagged Little Pill." She was the bitter pop queen at that time and we loved it. Her CD sales have been lackluster since then with mild hits. But this may be her road back to the top. Alanis and Ryan Reynolds have called off their engagement and he is even dating someone new. I know her bitterness is coming out and she is ready to tell us again through her music.

Her new single is good with a good message but she may want to re-think this as her first single.

Rihanna to Re-Release "Good Girl Gone Bad"

Rihanna will re-release her highly successful "Good Girl Gone Bad" with an additional track produced by Ne-Yo. Her album has sold 1.1 million copies and released 1 number 1 hit and 4 top ten singles.

The new track is Rihanna's new single "Take A Bow" but it's not all that. She should have released "Breaking Dishes" now that song is sick! She will re-release her album on May 27th, 2008.

This is her new single:

Horton Hears "Ca-Ching"

The fox animated movie "Dr. Seuss Horton Hears A Who" stomped the box office this weekend pulling in over 45 million dollars. That is the biggest opening for a film in March. The movie has the voices of Jim Carey, Steve Carell, Carol Burnette, and Amy Pohler.

Coming in at a distant 2nd is the trashed reviewed "10,000 B.C." and if ya'll notice, Will Farrell's movie "Semi Pro" is his 2nd official flop. Here are the top ten movies of the weekend.

1 Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who
20th Century Fox Distribution
$45,100,000
$45,100,000
2
1
10,000 B.C.
Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution
$16,415,000
$61,219,000
3
Never Back Down
Summit Entertainment, LLC
$8,610,000
$8,610,000
4
2
College Road Trip
Buena Vista Pictures Distribution
$7,893,000
$24,286,000

5
3
Vantage Point
Sony Pictures Releasing
$5,400,000
$59,200,000
6
4
The Bank Job
Lionsgate
$4,910,000
$13,113,000
7
Doomsday
Universal Pictures Distribution
$4,743,000
$4,743,000
8
5
Semi-Pro
New Line Cinema
$3,000,000
$29,846,000
9
7
The Other Boleyn Girl
Sony Pictures Releasing, Focus Features
$2,900,000
$19,171,000
10
6
The Spiderwick Chronicles
Paramount Pictures, Nickelodeon Movies
$2,390,000
$65,430,000

Bout Time!


Paula, looks like you took my advice and fired that shitty stylist of yours. Glad to see that. This outfit is not the bomb but it sure is a vast improvement from the other hot steamy mess you have worn. I say you go girl! Rock it!

Mariah Carey Sucks on SNL!!!!!

Mariah Carey performed "Migrate" from her upcoming album "E=MC2" and she sucked! Mariah cannot sing anymore nor does she. Her lower register was a mess and all over the place. The song has a good beat but she just can't do it anymore. She also used a lot of track vocals.

Mariah yo ass needs to "Migrate" after trying to sing that shit! Mariah standing there moving her damn hair off her face was all she did. SNL was better off getting Janet to sing from her hospital bed!






She also performed her horrible new single "Touch My Body" and again failed to deliver. Her voice is shot and she uses alot of back track, something she frowned upon with other artists. Homegirl also had a short ass skirt on. I thought her vajayjay was about to be exposed. She was signing and I "Touched My Remote" to change the damn channel!

Halle Berry Gives Birth!


Halle Berry gave birth to 7lbs baby girl on Sunday March 16th. Halle, 41, and baby are doing just fine confirms her rep on Sunday afternoon. No word on what the oscar winning actress will name her child but lets hope it's not one of those funky Hollywood names.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Britney's New Video

The new Britney video sucks!

When I heard it was going to be animated I thought it was going to be sick like the great Paula Abdul in Opposites Attrack. But this video is a mess and there is a "To Be Continued" message at the end. Please stop the torture. That's a shame cuz the song is off the chain!


Sarah "Hell No" Larson!




ET called her "George's Glamour Girl" HELL TO THE NAW!



WTF! She's a model now?



You all know the story, George has been seen around Hollywood with some tramp waitress from Las Vegas just to make me jealous. But he is taking this way to far! There is no way that George is in love with this stick! Clooney likes his meat and me! Hold me back, I aint trying to act GHETTO and stomp on this stick. Clooney told me Ro I'm down with you cuz the "Hooder the Gooder", now that's love! Wachu you got Sarah? Besides an eating disorder!




Ya'll know this bitch does not look cute at all and George could do so much better!

Um, Try Again!


I' not feeling Madonna's cover for her new album "Hard Candy" due April 29th. She coulda gone for something a bit more sexy. That's just not working for me.

The 80's Are Back!

Janet Jackson just had the number 1 album with her CD "Discipline."
Michael Jackson re-released 25th anniversary "Thriller."
Taylor Dayne released her new album
Whitney Houston is having a new album this year.
Paula Abul released a hit single along with a new album due this year.
Now, Whitesnake? Yes the aquanet wearing group, Whitesnake!

Loving the 80's

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Spitzer Announced His Resignation!



As expected, the governor of New York Elliot Spitzer has resigned. He got caught up in some prostitution scandle. His wife stood by his side but she kept looking at him and looking at his speech. I could hear her thoughts they said "You sorry son of a bitch! I'ma take you down beyotch! I am going to milk you for all your money and you are never gonna touch my goodies ever again!" She was probably looking at him thinking "How can I shoot this bitch?"

Dang, I would hate to be in her shoes. I know she must be hurting. Get em girl!

Lost Boys: The Tribe

Awe snap! This looks good and Corey Feldman is in it. Dang, it took 21 years to make a part 2. Corey says that it takes place 21 years after the first one but dang, I don't remember the first one. I must see this shit.




Get Smart

Now this is the movie I have been waiting for all year! "Get Smart" stars none other than funny man Steve Carell as Maxwell Smart and Anne Hatheway as Agent 99. The movie looks so good but the downfall is that someone thought "The Rock" needed a part in th movie? Seriously! Check it out!



Attention All My Girls!

Ma Girls!

There is a casting call for ya'll here in the Chi! It may not be the best reality show but some of you could really be good at this and ya'll would be good TV. Now, don't get all mad at me I'm just saying this could be fun. It might even be helpful. I say do it and have fun!



Attention Wanna Be Reality Stars: MTV Gal Casting Call in Chicago

Hi Ladies,
Passing this along on behalf of fellow Gals' Guide reader, Sarah.
There is also an open casting call at J Bar this Thursday, 9 pm.******
MTV is now casting women who are not so ladylike!Are you the girl who is the life of the party and can drink most people under the table? Do you enjoy shocking people with your crass behavior? Is your attitude straining family relationships, preventing you from getting a quality boyfriend, or landing a lucrative career?
From the producers of The Apprentice and Wife Swap comes a new show that helps transform party women into "proper ladies." Participants will be whisked away for the chance of a lifetime and the opportunity for incredible prizes!

To apply or nominate someone you know email the following to mtvcastingIL@yahoo.com:
1. Name and Location
2. Contact information
3. Currents picture(s)
4. A short description of yourself or the person you are nominating

Rosemary's Baby Reborn!

Platinum Dunes the movie company that is on schedule to remake "Friday the 13th" is ready to tackle another remake "Rosemary's Baby."

The original 1968 film, directed by ROMAN POLANSKI, tells the story of a woman whose husband plots with his creepy neighbors -- who are actually a part of a coven of witches -- to allow his wife to be impregnated by the devil in exchange for a successful career.

Hollywood has definitely run out of ideas.

Mom Washes her Kid to Shut Up!

I aint mad at the mom. Her daughter was acting a fool so she had to spray the shit out of her to get her to shut up. The video doesn't show anything bad and it's not like the mom sprayed her full blast. At least she didn't beat her kid. Check out the video:



Britney's New Video!




Jive is releasing a new video for "Blackout" without Britney. The troubled pop star is very busy trying to get her life together but that doesn't mean the show must stop. "Blackout" has a top ten hit and a top twenty hit. Their hoping for a third hit with the new single "Break the Ice." Jive is doing an anime video of Brit Brit.


This anime does not look like Britney at all.They need to make her bald, add some poundage, and maybe make her look drunk. I don't know the concept of the video but this has disaster animated all over it!

New Danity Kane

Their new video for their new single "Damaged" is out. They look so fricken hot! I'm glad they brushed up on their dancing and they definitely been working out. Bitches look HAWT!



Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Janet Hospitalized!


Janet Jackson was taken to Cedar Hospital last night for shortness of breath. Looks like Ms Jackson has been fighting the flu this week. Hopefully Janet gets well soon!


My take:

Janet looked in the mirror and saw the mess that her hair is. She knew that she looks like a damn poodle at the Anti Cruelty Society waiting to get adopted. That's what caused her shortness of breath. She was mad as hell and couldn't believe her team let her walk out like that.
See she looks like she had no clue in the picture, poor thing.

Would You Hit it?

Dennis Quaid is not only starring in a new hit movie "Vantage Point" he is also a new father of twins, all at the age of 53. Yes 53! He looks like this at 53!

Would I hit this? As my crackhead friend Whitney says: "HELL TO THE YEAH!!!!!!"

I can't even look like this at 33 but I sho am trying! Go head Dennis do yo thang lookin hot as hell!


New Saying for 2008!

So my girl gave me a new saying for 2008.

When you want somthing Thug or something thats just urban you say the following:

"THE HOODER THE GOODER"

How to use it?

Hey girl, what type of guy are you looking for?

Your response:

Girl, the hooder the gooder.

Its so Urbulous! Urban-Fabulous!

Vote For Paula!



After many rumors stating that MTV won't play her new video, this is showing that those reports were false! MTV even released a statment saying the internet rumors where untrue.


Her video is now on the rotation and you are able to vote for the video on TRL. Click on the link below to vote for her video:


http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/trl/voting.jhtml


Paula Promotes

Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson made the rounds yesterday in New York to promote both American Idol and Randy's new CD "Randy Jacksons American Music Club Vol 1."

They hit the Today Show, MTV, The View, and Dave Letterman. I was proud of Paula for wearing some cute outfits and being a bit more coherent. I was really loving her shoes and her skirt on "The View." Also, Whoopi was not feeling Paula touring check it out:


Chad Kroeger's Cocky Mouth!


Nickelback's lead singer Chad Kroeger told Playboy about a time when he sucked his own dick for a case of beer. "I put my own dick in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time." He told Playboy.


Dayyum! Can ya'll imagine what he would do for a bottle of tequilla? If he promises to do that on stage at his concert, I would so buy tickets to see it.


Go Chad do yo thang!

Sara Bareilles "Love Song"

Ok, I've been busy promoting Paula's new single that I haven't even paid attention to the new music out. I kept seeing this bitch's name in the top ten and I had no idea what the hell she sang till I saw this video at sidetrack. I loooove this song! I have a feeling she may be a one hit wonder though. But hell, I'm loving her hit!




New Snoop!

Snoop Dogg's new single is "Life of da Party" ft. Too Short!

I gots to say that this is my new anthem! I'ma show ya'll! "I'm da life of the party! Everytime I sho up! OOOHH WEEE!

Check out the video! This how I go be in Vegas Baby!




Monday, March 10, 2008

New Music Tuesday 3/11/08

This compilation series is quite successful. All of the "Now That's What I Call Music" CDs usually debut in the top ten with over 100,000 copies sold easily. This contains hits by Fergie, Alicia Keys, Janet Jackson, Mary J Blige, and many more. This will definitely debut in the top 5.


The Godfather of Rap has a new sound and a new CD. His new single "Sensual Seduction" is a top twenty hit with his mad skills as a rapper and newly found voice as a singer. The Dogg usually debuts in the top ten and I think Snoop will definitely debut in the top 5 fo shizzy!


Randy Jackson taking a stab at releasing his new CD with artist like Mariah Carey, Joss Stone, and Ritchie Sambora this CD is sure to be a hit. The lead single is "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" marking the return of Paula Abdul to music. The album will debut the top ten fo sho with the likes of these artists and the help of the most watched TV show in the country.

Um, Fat Joe a new album? Nuff Said! Top twenty at best.