Why He Gotta Jump In?

Dang, can't that skank Beyonce fight her own battles? Now her daddy had to come to her rescue? I know Aretha was a bit salty on the whole Queen comment and I wasn't feeling her but Beyonce speak the fuck up and stop letting your dad fight your battles and Mr Knowles, stay out of a bitch fight! Yo ass got nothing better to do then get involved in some good old fashioned Diva Catfight? Yo ass needs to check that other ugly daughter of yours Solange and put her ass behind the scenes instead of showing her on camera. Focus on getting her a job where no one can see her ugly ass! I'm tired of the Knowles family and where's Beyonce's momma in this? Her ass needs to get in on this mess to.

This is what Beyonce's bitch ass dad had to say:

Mathew Knowles threw his two cents into the ring on the subject Thursday, saying in a statement to People magazine, "Something this ridiculous -- it's childish, it's unprofessional. And it's a sad day when egos get bruised because somebody used the word king, queen, prince or princess."

Mr Knowels you better hope Arthea don't skip a meal cuz her ass is gonna be pissed when she hears this and she is gonna eat yo ass up!

CBS Does Early Renewals Too!

Woo Hooo! My show is back! Ghost Whisperer has been renewed! Um, why do I feel like the only one that's happy about this? I love this show but I never have anyone to talk about it with. My roomie loves it too, dang! We must be loooosers! Well, our show isnt the only one renewed:

CBS announced on Thursday the renewal of 11 of its drama and comedy series for 2008, building upon the previously announced returns of "Survivor" and "The Amazing Race."
The series are: "Cold Case," "Criminal Minds," "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation," "CSI: Miami," "CSI: NY," "Ghost Whisperer," "NCIS," "Numb3rs," "Two and a Half Men," "Without a Trace" and "The Big Bang Theory."

Our shows are back!

I feel like the only 30yr old that watches the CW but I don't care! I love me some "Gossip Girl" and I never miss "Supernatural" that is the shit! Anyway, CW announced the dates when our shows will return:

The CW today announced the return dates for its comedies and dramas with new episodes.
"Everybody Hates Chris," which has 22 completed episodes, will air the 12 remaining original episodes beginning March 3. "Aliens in America" returns March 2-23, then takes a hiatus, returning April 27.
"The Game" will return on March 23, "One Tree Hill" on April 14, "Smallville" on April 17, "Gossip Girl" on April 22 and "Supernatural" on April 24.
But first, cycle 10 of "America's Next Top Model" premieres on Wednesday, Feb. 20 at 8 p.m.

Hell Yeah!

Ciara and Janet threw it down! The Remix of "Feedback" with Ciara is Sick as HELLL! Ya'll gots to listen to the remix!

New Missy Elliott Video

Here is Missy Elliott's new video "Ching-A-Ling" which is in 3D. The song is off the "Step Up 2" soundtrack. Dang, I think I needs to go buy this CD cuz this song is sick too. I wonder if Missy sent everyone them 3D glasses. This video is showing me that I need to get some new moves.

New Enrique Iglesias!

Ooooh WEEEEEEEEE! This song is sick!!!!!

Enrique is on the "Step Up 2" Soundtrack with a new song called "Push" Check out the song! I hate his hair but the song is sick! Bout time he found a good song cuz the last few songs he came out wit sucked!

More New Janet

Another new song from Ms Jackson called "Rock Wit U" and it's hot! Love this song. Gonna be a big club hit! This is her second single.

New Janet

Um, its aight! Nothing to brag about. The song is called "LUV"

Christina and Baby Look Cute!

She looks hot and so does the baby. Glad she had a cute kid.

Looks a bit asian though.

Bout Damn Time!

The strike is finally over! For reals this time too!

Now ya'll get to work and get my TV shows back on!

Big Momma Gonna Stomp on Beyonce!

After ya'll get over the shock of this mess please read below:

Seems like Aretha was pissed at Beyonce and the Grammys for Beyonce's introduction to Tina Turner as "The Queen." Aretha is not feeling that one bit! She is ready to whoop some ass! Here is her official statement:

"I am not sure of whose toes I may have stepped on or whose ego I may have bruised between the Grammy writers and Beyonce, however I dismissed it as a cheap shot for controversy," she told People in a statement.

"In addition to that, I thank the Grammys and the voting academy for my 20th Grammy and love to Beyonce anyway."

Look hun! We all gots Big Love for you and I mean real big love. But yo ass needs to shut that trap for many obvious reasons, and get your ass talking to Jenny Craig. Ask Jenny to help a sista out cuz you have crossed the line with that weight. You are a double cheesburger away from a heart attack.

You a Fighter!

Hillary keep your head up! I know you may not have had a good week but stay strong, keep your head up, and keep fighting. Girl let dem know that you're from the CHI and show em how we dos it in DA CHI!

New Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson has included an unreleased track on his 25th anniversary Thriller album out in stores today. I'm sorry but this song is a complete filler. It sucks, there is no hook and radio will not be playing this shit at all.


"For All Time"

Brothers & Sisters!

Like his big sis Paris Hilton, Barron was arrested for Drunk Driving. Barron Hilton, 18, was busted and blew a .14 according to police. Barron called big sis Paris to bail him out. This family is a trip!

Crazy Just Got Crazier!

Ya'll know I can't stand Mariah Carey, I loved her last album it was the shit! I aint gonna even hate on "The Emancipation of Mimi" that was tha shit! But here are a couple reasons why I can't stand this heffa:

Here new album: She just named her new album "E=MC2" Come on Now! Mariah just lost her damn mind.

Then she has just released her new song "Touch My Body" and after listening to it I'd rather Touch Myself! The song sucks! She tries to rap and doesn't show case any singing. This sucks but I know all her LAMBS are gonna be dumb enough to love it. Check it her song:

http://www.wild955.com/cc-common/mfeatures/mariahcareyOD/

Watch Out America! Here She Comes!

Yes, here she comes! Leona Lewis.

She is the winner of the third season of the UK hit show "X Factor" and you see why. Her voice is incredible and she just released her new single here in the US called "Bleeding Love" Leona is being pegged as a combination of Whitney, Mariah, and Celine. Her song is now being played on American radio check it out!

Here she is singing a Whitney song:

Ryan Phillippe Denies Affair

See I knew my boy didn't cheat on Reese, I knew he was too good to do that. I know it was all Reese's fault. She seems a bit cold and her ass prolly wasn't take care of Ryan the way he needs to be taken care of. Ryan stated that there were days he couldn't get out of bed during that tough time.

You shoulda called me Ryan, my ass woulda been in bed wit you taking care of you and stroking I mean comforting you. I'm just saying!

Keeping it Real!

Ya'll know I keep it real and I gots to speak on this fo sho! What the Fuck are you wearing Paula? I really try to defend you but this is it! Fire your stylist, fire your hair stylist, and tell your fricken boyfriend to close dem damn creepy ass eyes.


Who made this dress? I mean did the designer really look at it and say, "its missing something" and then add a fucking bow!

Please don't wonder why your on the worst dressed list because this my dear is one of the damn ugly reasons you are! Ooooh weee! I am so mad at you for this Paula, but I still love you!

ABC Does Early Picks!

ABC gives an early pick up to several shows for the fall line up in 2008. Getting another season will be "Brothers & Sisters," "Desperate Housewives," "Dirty Sexy Money," "Grey's Anatomy," "Lost," "Private Practice," "Pushing Daisies," "Samantha Who?" and "Ugly Betty." That's what I'm saying! My shows coming back! They coulda let go of "Pushing Daisies" that show was not all that.

Lose Weight for 08 (The Weigh In 3)

So a good combination of the heartbreak diet and food poisoning my weigh in came in at 146.2

I will keep you in the loop if I lose more.

Dance Like There's No Tomorrow Remix

Paula just revealed that the Akon and Paul Okenfold will be doing the remixes to her song "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow".

Beyonce Who?

Clearly the best part of the Grammys was the performance by Tina Turner. Tina Turner showed em up! She sure did show everyone why she is the diva of all divas.Tina rocked the house with Beyonce, but I wish Beyonce woulda sat down and let Tina do her thang.

Grammy Hot Mess Part 1

OK, Bai Ling! What the hell are you doing at the Grammys? Who let you in? Is your Visa not expired yet? They need to send you back home hun! This is a hot steamy mess, but I guess you need to get press some how!

Big girl you are not beautiful! Aretha, why must you wear thin straps on a dress knowing your boobs are huge as hell. You did rock it though!

Beyonce looks like she bought this dress at Discovery or even Dots. This dress looked cheap and not cute. B rocked the hair but that dress is horrible.

Grammy Hot Mess Part 2

I "Believe" that Cher was attacked by something before she got to the red carpet. Her gown looks like she was clawed to death. The red wig is telling nothing good but her face looks the same as it did 10yrs ago. What's her secret?

Rhi Rhi! You been lookin so fly these past few weeks with some sick gowns but this looks like a hot mess. What's with the blue straw at the bottom? But I love the hair!

Nelly, I don't know what bugs me the most about your look? Is it how washed out you look with that hair color? Is it that dog colar your wearing? Is it your weight gain? Is it the color of the dress? I think you get the award for Beat Up From The Feet Up! Not feeling this look at all!

Fergalicious!

She didn't win the Grammy for best female vocal but she sure did look stunning in her yellow gown. She looked Fergalicious!

Fools Gold Tops Box Office!

Fools Gold is the number one movie in America pulling in over 22 million. Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson star in this trashtastic comedy. I didn't see the movie and I had no desire. I would only go see the movie for Mathew's hot body.

Coming in at a close number 2 is "Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins" ranking in over 17 million. Hanah Montana's concert drew in another 10 million, Jessica Alba's "The Eye" saw another 6 million and rounding the top 5 is the breakout hit "Juno" with 5 million.

Roy Scheider dies at 75

Actor Roy Scheider died today at the age of 75. The "Jaws" actor died Sunday at the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences hospital. The cause of death of death was not released but hospital spokeswoman Leslie Taylor said Scheider had been treated for multiple myeloma at the hospital's Myeloma Institute for Research and Therapy for the past two years.

Pat O'Brien in Rehab Again!

Dang, it sho is rehab week in Hollywood. There must be a party in Rehab. I want to go Rehab and just check it out, must be banging!

DUH Moment (Wiper Blades)

We haven't had a DUH Moment in a long time but this was too good to pass up. My girl said that she went out one night and get trashtastic! She had a good ass time with her drinks and her friends.

The next day she had to go somewhere so she had to get up all hung over and it was raining like crazy. My girl gets in the car and turns on the wiper blades but they don't work. She kept turning them on and they don't move. It was raining too hard so she went back inside and called our two mechanic friends to see who was available to come look at it. She was not successful reaching them so she decided to give it a go one more time. She gets in the car turns it on and turns on the wiper blades, and they worked! She was so happy she then realized that wiper blades never broke. She was just turning the lights on and off instead of turning the wiper blades on. LOL She was so hung over she mistaken the wiper blades for her car lights and that my friends is a DUH MOMENT!!!!

Paula on ITUNES Charts!

Paula is currently number 2 on the itunes dance songs for the US and number 1 in Canada for the itunes dances song chart. Not bad Paula! Straight Up do yo thang!!!!

Paula Charts!

Paula Abdul has not charted since 1995 when Crazy Cool peaked at number 58. Now that she's back with her new song "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" she entered the charts the first week at number 76 on the pop 100. Thats fantastic for someone who has been out of the music scene for 12 years. She even had a higher debut than Janet Jackson who entered at 84 with her new song "Feedback" Go Paula! Do some more live performances and actually dance this time, and yo shit will chart high!!!!

New Celine Dion

Celine's new single "Eyes on Me" featuring Will I AM from Black Eyed Peas will debut during her CBS special next week. The song is actually seductive with middle eastern grooves. The remix with Will I AM should be sick! Lets' hope Celine gets some radio play with it.

New Danity Kane "Damaged"

The first single by the P Diddy group Danity Kane is called "Damaged" and I like it. Not sure if it's sick but I bet with a hot video these bitches is gonna blow it out da park. Ima give this a chance.

Stevie B is Back!

Paula Abdul isn't the only one back with a new single in over a decade. So is Freestyle king Stevie B. He's back with a brand new single "Running Miles" and I think he shoulda came back with something better. This is not hot at all. Its a ballad but dang so much out there he came with this?

Hell Naw Drew!

Drew lookin like she got hit with a paintball gun on her dress. That belt is all wrong but her hair looks cute. Looks like drew has been throwing up again cuz she look a bit thinner. Good for you girl get your bulemia on! I ain't mad at you, you gots to do what you gots to do in Hollywood.

Say it ain't so!

Big Shots ha been cancelled! Dang, I loved this show. It featured four sexy men that made this show worth watching. Not to mention Nia Long, her ass if fine as hell. Ima were black tonight.I gots to mourn the loss of this cool show.

On December 15, 2007 ABC announced it's mid-season schedule, and Big Shots was back on the schedule. However, shortly after, the network announced the show was cancelled. Despite the order of thirteen episodes, due to the Writers Guild of America strike in Hollywood, only eleven were made. The final one aired on January 24, 2008.

The Future of our TV Shows!

TV Guide is reporting what tentatively will happen to our TV shows. Even though the strike may be ending but programming won't be on air unitl April. Here is the fate of our TV shows, please keep in mind that they are all subject to change.

24
Expected to return this fall or January '09.
30 Rock
Expected to shoot 5 to 10 new episodes to air in April/May.
Back to You
Two pre-strike episodes remain. Future TBD*.
Bionic Woman
No new episodes expected. Ever.
Big Love
Expected to go into production on Season 3 in March. Airdate info is TBD.
Bones
Four pre-strike episodes left. Unclear whether additional episodes will be produced for this season.
Brothers & Sisters
Expected to shoot 4 or 5 new episodes to air in April/May.
Chuck
No new episodes until fall.
Criminal Minds
Expected to shoot 4 to 7 new episodes to air in April/May.
CSI
Expected to shoot 4 to 7 new episodes to air in April/May.
CSI: Miami
Expected to shoot 4 to 7 new episodes to air in April/May.
CSI: NY
Expected to shoot 4 to 7 new episodes to air in April/May.
Desperate Housewives
Expected to shoot 4 or 5 new episodes to air in April/May.
Dirty Sexy Money
No new episodes planned until fall; three remaining pre-strike episodes will undergo some tweaking and kick off fall run.
ER
TBD.
Everybody Hates Chris
Twelve pre-strike episodes remain. No additional episodes expected for this season.
Friday Night Lights
No new episodes expected for this season. Future TBD.
Gossip Girl
Expected to shoot up to 9 new episodes to air in April/May/June.
Grey's Anatomy
Expected to shoot 4 or 5 new episodes to air in April/May
Heroes
TBD.
House
Expected to shoot 4 to 6 new episodes to air in April/May.
How I Met Your Mother
Expected to shoot 5 to 7 new episodes to air in April/May.
Jericho
Seven episodes remain. No additional episodes expected for this season.
Las Vegas
Three pre-strike episodes remain. No additional episodes expected for this season.
Law & Order: SVU
TBD.
Life
No new episodes expected until fall.
Life Is Wild
No new episodes expected. Ever.
Lost
Six pre-strike episodes remain. Six additional episodes could air this season.
Medium
Six pre-strike episodes remain. No additional episodes expected this season.
Men in Trees
Eleven pre-strike episodes remain. No additional episodes expected this season.
Moonlight
No new episodes expected until fall.
My Name Is Earl
Expected to shoot 8 to 10 new episodes to air in April/May.
NCIS
Expected to shoot 5 to 7 new episodes, only three of which may air this season.
The New Adventures of Old Christine
Seven pre-strike episodes remain. No additional episodes expected this season.
Numbers
Expected to shoot 5 to 7 new episodes, only three of which may air this season.
October Road
Three pre-strike episodes remain. Future beyond that TBD.
The Office
Expected to shoot 5 to 10 new episodes to air in April/May.
One Tree Hill
Six pre-strike episodes remain. Future beyond that TBD.
Prison Break
Two pre-strike episodes remain. Future beyond that TBD.
Private Practice
Expected to shoot 4 or 5 new episodes to air in April/May.
Pushing Daisies
No new episodes until fall.
Reaper
Three pre-strike episodes remain. Future beyond that TBD.
Samantha Who?
Three remaining pre-strike episodes could be held until fall (see Dirty Sexy Money).
Scrubs
Four pre-strike episodes remain. Four additional episodes will likely be shot; unclear whether they'll air on NBC or go straight to DVD.
Smallville
Four pre-strike episodes remain. Expected to shoot 3 to 5 additional episodes to air in April/May.
Supernatural
Two pre-strike episodes remain. Expected to shoot 3 to 5 additional episodes to air in April/May.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Five pre-strike episodes remain. Future beyond that TBD.
Two and a Half Men
Expected to shoot 5 to 7 new episodes to air in April/May.
Ugly Betty
Expected to shoot 4 or 5 new episodes to air in April/May.
Women's Murder Club
No additional episodes expected for this season. Future TBD, although one Club member admits, "We're terrified that it's over for us."

More Madonna Fundraiser Pics...

Russell was there still pretending he's straight with his new girl. I wonder if Skankmora was gonna make a scene?

Rhianna performed and loving that mic!

Timbaland performed with a jacket that looked like it was eating him up.

Alicia probably performed that same tired ass song "No One"

More Madonna Funraiser!

Alicia keys was at Madonna's fundraiser looking glamerous. This is quite a change from that ghetto look she had when she first came out. Go Alicia! I still hate your song though.

Why is one hit wonder Cassie there? I don't understand?

Nelly Furtado looking fly. Hate the blonde hair but your look is hot.

Dijmon stay away from that hoodrat! Yo shit will fall off with Skankmora Simmions. I can't beleive Madonna invited her ass but I guess Madonna needed money from anywhere.

Rhi Rhi you are looking fantabulous! They pegged you as a one hit wonder four years ago and here you are with the biggest single of 2007 and your new hit "Please Don't Stop the Music" is off the CHIZZANE!!!!!!!!

Grammy Give Away Party

The Grammy give away party was in LA and there were some stars that I wondered, why the hell are you there? You didn't have a hit record much less release any sort of CD. Example number 1 is Beyonce's ungly duckling sista Solange. Girl go home and take care of your baby! There is no reason for you and Grammy to be in the same sentence much less same party.

Lil Mama this is a hot mess! Yo "Lipgloss was not Poppin" with that ugly 1992 outfit. I hear you are about 17yr and this look makes you look like MC Lyte when she was 30.

SHaaaaaaanice! Hey Girl! We been missing you! "I Love Your Smile" oooh weee! I love you. But still don't know why the hell you and your man Flex are there either. Sorry boo just keeping it real.

That "Mikshake" is stale! Kelis was there with a friend but that look is horrific. The mushroom hair do is a hair don't. This aint bringing no boys to the yard.

Paula Wall, still wit dem grills and no one still cares! Peace!