Britney Didn't Know About Sister's Pregnancy

Whoops!

Looks like Britney had no idea. She was filmed by TMZ saying "My sister is not pregnant." Um, yeah she is boo! You sister just told everyone in the world. This taken from people.com:

Britney Spears found out about her 16-year-old sister's pregnancy the same time everybody else did, a family friend says. "This is going to kill her," the friend tells PEOPLE. "In the end, she'll be supportive, but this is a big shock."Another source says there's no rift between them, but that Jamie Lynn's advisors have tried to keep her apart from her 26-year-old sister. "Britney doesn't have to listen to anyone now but her sister still does so who knows what people are telling her," says the source. "She has her career now too."

Britney Baby Sister Having Baby!

Yep, Britney Spears 16 year old sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, is pregnant. She is 3 months pregnant and says it was a complete shock to her. DUH!!!! She said she went to the doctor and then she sat on the news for a week before telling her mom.

Lynn Spears (Britney's mom) had a total meltdown with the news and even postponed the release of her parenting book. DUH! AGAIN! Jamie will raise her baby in Louisiana to keep her family values. (um, please stop) She also made a comment on premarital sex that people should wait. (um, seriously stop. You just got knocked the fuck up)

Jamie's baby daddy is longtime boyfriend Casey Aldridge. Ya'll know that boy is gonna get paaaid! I aint mad at him! Now when they say longtime boyfriend, do they mean like they played legos together?

Ok, the spears family has officially been labled trash. Their mom has no business releasing a parenting book at all! That's like me releasing a CD, I'm no singer and she aint no mama! This is sad their lives are falling apart in front of the entire world.

Pam Speaks on Divorce

Pam Anderson spoke about her pending divorce with Rick Soloman. She posted this statement on her website "We're working things out." Yep, ain't she so eloquent. Anyway, who cares. Divorce or not she just wants to be in the news since she aint doing nothin' with her career.

She look hit in this picture.

Pam Files For Divorce, SHOCKA!

Pam files for divorce from Rick Solomon after less than 3 months! This bitch needs some serious counseling. She takes the act of marriage as a joke. It's people like her that really kill it for those people that really want to commit to each other.

She knew no one was talking about her aging ass and decided, let's get married to get in the news. Her ass makes me sick. She deserves a BSD and an Oprah Moment for an intervention.

I do think though, Rick is not as big Tommy Lee so she must be missing that shit like crazy!

Bitch Drank too Much!

Tara Reid collapsed after a late night and took a tumble down some stairs. Someone should have been carrying that drunk bitch. Ya'll know her ass was drinking one too many martinis and passed the hell out! She has been released from the hospital with minor bruises and cuts.

Ya'll don't judge we've all been there, thats fo damn sho!

Alanis Gives Us New Flavors Next Spring!

Alanis Morissette is finally going to release a new album called "Flavors of Entanglement." She is combining all elements of sounds that she is drawn to from organic beats to hip hop beats. The album will definitely represent her personal struggles over the last few years, especially her break up with Ryan Reynolds.

Alanis states that her album will reflect personal issues as well as political. She states: "Really, in the end, the personal struggles are political. Our emotions align themselves with larger symptomatic things in the world," Morissette explains. "We face a large war out there, but [the album] more closely reflects the war in peoples' living rooms... the icy silence at home, versus the big cold war."

I looove this woman! She really reaches down to find the pain within herself and shows us with her music. If you are not a fan of Alanis, you are missing the thoughts and talent of a true artist.

New Jennifer Lopez 2nd Single

Here's the video for JLo's 2nd single "Hold It,Don't Drop It"

The video is cute and very low budget (I wonder why?) Anyway, she looks great!

Brave (again)

I posted lyrics for this song as well but people don't seem to know the song. JLO did flop with her new CD but it was her best effort yet. This song is quite empowering and another great song to step to. Check it out!

Enjoy Janet Jackson

I posted the lyrics before for this song on but people have not heard the song. This is taken from 20 y.o. It's a great stepping song. Check it out!

What's Eating Hilary?

Hilary! Are you OK???? Girl Run!!!!!

What's attacking Hilary??

Whoops, that's her dress. She wore this at the premiere of her new movie "PS I LOVE YOU". I so want to see that movie.

Hey Hilary,

PS I hate your dress. Looking like you took my black throw and put a belt around it. Sorry boo, try again.

Alvin & The Chipmunks!

Ya'll gots to see this movie! If you were a fan of the cartoon you'll love the movie starring Jason Lee, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. The live action film is a great family film filled with fun and laughs. The animated Chipmunks are soooooo cute! The message was about being a family without being related. It was also about kids becoming stars but still being kids. Retaining family values and at the same time, not letting the industry consume you. I thought to myself, please send Britney, Paris, and Lindsay this movie! LOL

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLVINN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scream 4!

The movie studio has given the green light. No word on who's on board and plot. The movie is still in the early stages but plans are a go! Wooo Hoo!

Will Smith Is Legend!

"I Am Legend" took in 76.5 million at the box office making it the number one movie in America and making it the biggest opening for a film in December.

"Alvin & The Chipmunks" took in $45 million doubling what the movie studio expected the film to do.

Nicole Kidman's "The Golden Compass" has officially become a flop dropping to only 9 million in the 2nd week. The film has barely grossed 40 million and cost 180 million.

Oprah Moment (Crossroads)

There comes a point in our lives that we are at a crossroads with our relationships or with ourselves. Sometimes we are brought to this point by our own actions or the actions of others. The crossroads that we come to are not always good, in fact they may be painful.

This is the point where we make decisions that will effect how we live the rest of our lives. These decisions are quite unexpected and frankly terrifying. Look within yourself, look within your spiritual belief, and look at the situation. If your heart tells you to fight then do so. Listen to your heart but make sure you make the choices based on love for yourself and for others.

Britney's New Video!

SUX!

Britney, Britney, Britney,

This video is horrible, the song is great but the video sucks. You could have sent such a great message to leave you alone, to give you privacy, to let you live your life. But instead you show that you love the attention, you live for the cameras, and you have no regrets.

You're such a troubled person and you definitely need to find yourself. But I loooooooooooove your CD! I hope Break the Ice is your 3rd single!

I'd Be Pissed! Literally!

Whoa!
I must confess this was not me guys. I did not steal it!



American Idol judge Paula Abdul once experienced theft at the hands of an obsessed fan, after a medical employee stole a sample of her urine.
The 45-year-old was shocked when her doctor asked her to provide a second urine sample, because the specimen she had previously provided was taken by a member of hospital staff.
She recalls, "Well, this is gross, but I was once at the gynecologist and my doctor said, 'We asked you to do a urine sample, so where is it?'
"I told him that I'd left it out in reception, and when he came back he said, 'This is really embarrassing but a man who works here is your biggest fan and he stole it.' Needless to say he got fired. In hindsight it's a funny story."

Paula Talks Comeback!

Paula talks about her comeback single with Randy and the video shoot. Check it out! Its here Its about time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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And The Nominees Are....

The 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards

Picture - Drama
American Gangster
Produced by Brian Grazer, Ridley Scott
Atonement
Produced by Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner, Paul Webster
Eastern Promises
Produced by Robert Lantos, Paul Webster
The Great Debaters
Produced by Todd Black, Kate Forte, Joe Roth, Denzel Washington, Oprah Winfrey
Michael Clayton
Produced by Jennifer Fox, Sydney Pollack, Steve Samuels
No Country For Old Men
Produced by Ethan Coen, Joel Coen, Scott Rudin
There Will Be Blood
Produced by Paul Thomas Anderson, Daniel Lupi, Joanne Sellar


Picture - Musical Or Comedy
Across The Universe
Produced by Matthew Gross, Jennifer Todd, Suzanne Todd
Charlie Wilson's War
Produced by Gary Goetzman, Tom Hanks
Hairspray
Produced by Neil Meron, Craig Zadan
Juno
Produced by Lianne Halfon, John Malkovich, Mason Novick, Russell Smith
Sweeney Todd
Produced by John Logan, Laurie MacDonald, Walter F. Parkes, Richard D. Zanuck


Animated Film
Bee Movie
Produced by Jerry Seinfeld, Christina Steinberg
Ratatouille
Produced by Brad Lewis
The Simpsons Movie
Produced by James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Al Jean, Richard Sakai, Mike Scully


Actor In A Leading Role - Drama
George Clooney in Michael Clayton
Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood
James McAvoy in Atonement
Viggo Mortensen in Eastern Promises
Denzel Washington in American Gangster


Actor In A Leading Role - Musical Or Comedy
Johnny Depp in Sweeney Todd
Ryan Gosling in Lars And The Real Girl
Tom Hanks in Charlie Wilson's War
Philip Seymour Hoffman in The Savages
John C. Reilly in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story


Actress In A Leading Role - Drama
Cate Blanchett in Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Julie Christie in Away From Her
Jodie Foster in The Brave One
Angelina Jolie in A Mighty Heart
Keira Knightley in Atonement


Actress In A Leading Role - Musical Or Comedy
Amy Adams in Enchanted
Nikki Blonsky in Hairspray
Helena Bonham Carter in Sweeney Todd
Marion Cotillard in La Vie En Rose
Ellen Page in Juno


Actor In A Supporting Role
Casey Affleck in The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
Javier Bardem in No Country For Old Men
Philip Seymour Hoffman in Charlie Wilson's War
John Travolta in Hairspray
Tom Wilkinson in Michael Clayton


Actress In A Supporting Role
Cate Blanchett in I'm Not There
Julia Roberts in Charlie Wilson's War
Saoirse Ronan in Atonement
Amy Ryan in Gone Baby Gone
Tilda Swinton in Michael Clayton


Director
Tim Burton for Sweeney Todd
Ethan Coen, Joel Coen for No Country For Old Men
Julian Schnabel for The Diving Bell And The Butterfly
Ridley Scott for American Gangster
Joe Wright for Atonement


Screenplay
Atonement
Written by Christopher Hampton
Charlie Wilson's War
Written by Aaron Sorkin
The Diving Bell And The Butterfly
Written by Ronald Harwood
Juno
Written by Diablo Cody
No Country For Old Men
Written by Ethan Coen, Joel Coen


Original Score
Atonement
Composed by Dario Marianelli
Eastern Promises
Composed by Howard Shore
Grace Is Gone
Composed by Clint Eastwood
Into The Wild
Composed by Michael Brook
The Kite Runner
Composed by Alberto Igleslias


Original Song
"Despedida"
From Love In The Time Of Cholera
Music and Lyric by Pedro Aznar, Shakira
"Grace Is Gone"
From Grace Is Gone
Music by Clint Eastwood Lyric by Carole Bayer Sager
"Guaranteed"
From Into The Wild
Music and Lyric by Eddie Vedder
"That's How You Know"
From Enchanted
Music by Alan Menken Lyric by Stephen Schwartz
"Walk Hard"
From Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
Music and Lyric by Judd Apatow, Marshal Crenshaw, Jake Kasdan, John C. Reilly


Foreign Film
The Diving Bell And The Butterfly
From France, The United States Of America
4 Months, 3 Weeks And 2 Days
From Romania
The Kite Runner
From The United States Of America
Lust, Caution
From Taiwan
Persepolis
From France




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Cecil B. DeMille Award
Steven Spielberg




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Television Series - Drama
Big Love
Damages
Grey's Anatomy
House, M. D.
Mad Men
The Tudors


Television Series - Musical Or Comedy
Californication
Entourage
Extras
Pushing Daisies
30 Rock


Mini-Series Or Television Movie
Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee
The Company
Five Days
Longford
The State Within


Actor In A Leading Role - Drama Series
Michael C. Hall in Dexter
Hugh Laurie in House, M. D.
Bill Paxton in Big Love
Jon Hamm in Mad Men
Jonathan Rhys Meyers in The Tudors


Actor In A Leading Role - Musical Or Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin in 30 Rock
Steve Carell in The Office
David Duchovny in Californication
Ricky Gervais in Extras
Lee Pace in Pushing Daisies


Actor In A Leading Role - Mini-Series Or Television Movie
Adam Beach in Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee
Jim Broadbent in Longford
Ernest Borgnine in A Grandpa For Christmas
Jason Isaacs in The State Within
James Nesbitt in Jekyll


Actress In A Leading Role - Drama Series
Patricia Arquette in Medium
Glenn Close in Damages
Minnie Driver in The Riches
Edie Falco in The Sopranos
Sally Field in Brothers & Sisters
Holly Hunter in Saving Grace
Kyra Sedgwick in The Closer


Actress In A Leading Role - Musical Or Comedy Series
Christina Applegate in Samantha Who?
America Ferrera in Ugly Betty
Tina Fey in 30 Rock
Anna Friel in Pushing Daisies
Mary-Louise Parker in Weeds


Actress In A Leading Role - Mini-Series Or Television Movie
Bryce Dallas Howard in As You Like It
Queen Latifah in Life Support
Debra Messing in The Starter Wife
Sissy Spacek in Pictures Of Hollis Woods
Ruth Wilson in Jane Eyre


Actor In A Supporting Role - Series, Mini-Series Or Television Movie
Ted Danson in Damages
Kevin Dillon in Entourage
Jeremy Piven in Entourage
Andy Serkis in Longford
William Shatner in Boston Legal
Donald Sutherland in Dirty Sexy Money


Actress In A Supporting Role - Series, Mini-Series Or Television Movie
Rose Byrne in Damages
Katherine Heigl in Grey's Anatomy
Rachel Griffiths in Brothers & Sisters
Samantha Morton in Longford
Anna Paquin in Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee
Jaime Pressly in My Name Is Earl

Flash Forward, Me in 30 years!!!

GRANNY GOT SOME MOVES!!!!!! GO HEAD GRANNY!

Ooh Wee!

Baseball players was shitting today! The Mitchell report was going to list all the baseball players that have used Steriods or other performance enhancing drugs. Dang, that's bogus how they gonna post names like that. Easy! Like this!

Those that are named:Those that are named:Brady AndersonManny AlexanderRick AnkielJeff BagwellBarry BondsAaron BooneRafael BettancourtBret BooneMilton BradleyDavid BellDante BichetteAlbert BellePaul ByrdWil CorderoKen CaminitiMike CameronRamon CastroJose CansecoOzzie CansecoRoger ClemensPaxton CrawfordWilson DelgadoLenny DykstraJohnny DamonCarl EverettKyle FarnsworthRyan FranklinTroy GlausRich GarcesJason GrimsleyJuan GonzalezEric GagneNomar GarciaparraJason GiambiJeremy GiambiJose GuillenJay GibbonsJuan GonzalezClay HensleyJerry HairstonFelix Heredia, Jr.Darren HolmesWally JoynerDarryl KileMatt LawtonRaul MondesiMark McGwireGuillermo MotaRobert MachadoDamian MossAbraham NunezTrot NixonJose OffermanAndy PettitteMark PriorNeifi PerezRafael PalmieroAlbert PujolsBrian RobertsJuan RinconJohn RockerPudge RodriguezSammy SosaScott SchoenweiisDavid SeguiAlex SanchezGary SheffieldMiguel TejadaJulian TavarezFernando TatisMaurice VaughnJason VaritekIsmael ValdezMatt WilliamsKerry WoodWhen, and to what extent they used I have no Idea....

Janet Needs Discipline!

As posted earlier "Feedback" is the lead single for Janet's forthcoming album "Discipline," due Feb. 26. By the sound of the Rodney Jerkins produced track "Feeback", we are gonna be bumpin this CD well into the summer of 2008!

Miss Janet!!!!

Kelly, Boo Boo! Let's Chat!

Kelly,

You know I love you. I supported you from American Idol season 1, I bought all your albums, I stood behind you with your spat with Clive, and I even promoted your last CD. But this is unacceptable.

Ma, why you walkin the streets like this? You are a superstar and I know you try to keep it real but lookin like you slept at the salvation army is not keeping it real.

Now Boo, I know this is a sensitive subject but lets talk about the apparent weight gain. Them thighs is thick as hell and even black couldnt slim you down. Put down the shopping bag, walk your ass to Jenny Craig and get on that Kirstie Alley program. I don't need you skinny but you definitely could lose about 30lbs. Start bulimia or something but just do it now. Your next CD comes out next year and I am not tolerating you lookin like a homeless person on an eating binge.

I still love ya Ma!

Liza Collapses!

Liza collapsed during a christmas show overseas. Don't I hear this story about once every two years? Homegirl falls all the time. She's resting and heading back to the States but dang girl. You may need to take a break. I know gay peeps must be lighting their candals for Liza. It's been a tough week for gay peeps. Cher fell ill this past week and all the gays gasped around the world and now Liza. Ooooh Weee! I hope Bette Midler don't take a stumble cuz the peeps could not handle all this in the same week. Get well soon Liza!

If You Don't Know Her, Let Me Introduce You.

Let me introduce you guys to Imogen Heap. I was introduced to her recently and she is amazing. This English singer-songwriter has released several albums with her last album in the United States selling 120,000. Heap is classically trained in Piano, Cello, and Clarinet. Her voice, quite haunting, is mixture of Sarah McLachlin and Natalie Merchant.

Heap may not be a household name but her presence has been growing in the states with performances on Letterman and Carson Daily. She also has been on several soundtracks including: Just Like Heaven, Six Feet Under, and I Know What You Did Last Summer.

Check her out, she's amazing vocally and musically.

HIDE N SEEK



HEADLOCK


Both songs taken from her 2005 release "Speak For Yourself" she is currently in the studio and releasing a new album in the second quarter of 2008.

Ike Turner Dies!

Dang, Ike Turner passed away yesterday. Ike Turner won a grammy this past year for his last album. We all know him as the abusive ex-husband of Tina Turner. She released this statement through her rep:

"Tina is aware that Ike passed away earlier today. She has not had any contact with him in 35 years. No further comment will be made."

Whoa! Can you say bitter? Ms Tina may have some unresolved demons.

Michael?

Michael! Sista girl! Lookin like you just got out of the beauty shop and got yo hairrr blown out! The hair looks a bit vintage Oprah.

Dang, this is such a masculine look for you. The whole jacket thing, let it go! It didn't catch on in 1990 and it aint doin a damn thang today. Love the lipstick color!

Looks like Mariah Carey's airbrush artist got some new gigs. Good for him.

New Janet!

The new Janet Jackson single "Feedback" is sick as all hell!

Bout time boo boo! Glad you dropped Jermain and stick to what you do best, drop dem sick beats! You back Ma! Welcome we've missed you!!!!

Death Becomes Them!

Daaang!

Lisa and her momma look hit as hell! They looked like they stepped out of the set of a Munsters Movie. I would be scrrrrrd as hell to see them in a dark alley!

Sorry Paula!

I hate to do this but I told my cuzin I would. Do you see a similarity? You best not say yes cuz I will whoop some ass for all those that say yes!

Nick's New Album!

Yep, Nick Lachey is finishing up his next album due next Spring. According to Nick's website it's a new direction for him. Cool, I hope that means something a little more happy. Don't get me wrong I love the I hate Jessica album "What's left of Me".

Also, Oprah Winfrey asked Nick Lachey to sing the theme song to the TV movie she produced, "For One More Day". The song is called "Ordinary Day" and its written by famous song writer Diane Warren.

Go Nick! Good to see things are going well with you. I know Jessica must be regreting leaving you. I know I would! Love ya boo!

New Backstreet Boys Single

New single from BSB "Helpless When She Smiles"

Love it or hate it???



I'm over it! I woke up at the end of the song that's fo sho!

Daaaayum! Josh!

Daaaayuum!

Josh has the number 1 album in the country again this week. Not only did his Christmas CD "Noel" increased in sales with a whopping 581,000 copies but homie tied Elvis for the most consecutive weeks on the charts with a Christmas Album.

Ya'll know Josh is gonna kick this year! He is making made loot! Go ahead boy!

The next CDs are the usual, Alicia Keys at number 2, The Eagles at number 3, Now 26 at number 4, and Hannah Montana at number 5.

The good news is that Blake Lewis Debut at number 10 with 98,000 copies sold. Impressive for an album with no radio play or barely any promotion. He sold more than JLO in the first week and only 20,000 less than American Idol winner Jordan Sparks.

Go Blake!

I'm a Blaker Boy!!!!!!

Fergie & Maroon 5 Top iTunes!

iTunes has released the numbers for the biggest sales of the year:

The top 5 selling albums on iTunes for 2007 are as follows:

1. Maroon 5: It Won't Be Soon Before Long

2. Amy Winehouse: Back to Black

3. Kanye West: Graduation

4. Chris Daughtry: Daughtry

5. Colbie Cailat: Bubbly

The top selling singles for 2007 are as follows:

1. Fergie: Big Girls Don't Cry

2. Gwen Stefani: Sweet Escape

3. Plain White T's: Hey There Delilah

4. Avril Lavigne: Girlfriend

5. Fergie: Glamorous

Go Fergie! Do yo thang!

Congrats to CASH WARREN

This week we must give a big congrats to movie assistant Cash Warren! Yep, I said Movie assistant not actor. He just got Jessica Alba pregnant! Big ups to Cash for planting his seed and raking in the cash with his baby momma! Come on, ya'll know he poked holes in his condom to get her ass pregnant.

Oh yeah congrats to Jessica Alba too! (Stupid) As much as she hates to consider herself Latina, she sure did become a statistic. An unwed single Latina mother. Whoops!

The 10 Most Unecessary Greatest Hits Albums

Number 10: The Best of Vanilla Ice

Ok he was huge in 1990 and I must admit that I streaked my hair in front just like him. He was all popular for about 3 months. We all liked his number 1 song "Ice Ice Baby". It was the first rap song to hit number 1 on the billboard pop charts. He won a Grammy and he sold millions of records. He tried to release another single but by then Vanilla Ice melted. He even tried a Ninja Rap for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie. You may recognize 3 songs but that's it.

Number 9: Best of Nelson: The Millennium Collection

Member these brothers? They had 1 number one hit "Love and Affection" and that's it. Yep that's it! Nothing more to say. That hair don't they look like a before picture of a Hot Oil V05 treatment commercial.

Number 8: Aaron Carter Greatest Hits

The boy has sold about 4 million records in the US alone. So before Hannah Montana and before High School Musical, this boy was huge. But he had no radio hits.

Number 7: The Best of Color Me Badd

They had two number 1 hits and 5 top 20 hits. So you would think that they may be entitled to a GH album but the problem is that all their hits were from 1 album. Yep just 1. They released two more albums but did nothing on the charts. The lead singer Brian was on a reality show this year weighing a whopping 300lbs! Ya'll need to see him now, Gross!

Number 6: Tone Lone: Wild Thing & Other Hits

Lets rephrase this, Tone Lone: Wild Thing & Other HIT. Yep he had only one other hit "Funky Cold Medina" which sounded just like "Wild Thing".

The 10 Most Unecessary Greatest Hits Albums Cont..

Number 5. Bruce Willis
Master Series!

I know you people thinking WTF?!?! Well Bruce or should I say Bruno, his stage name, has released 2 blues albums. After releasing two albums the label decided to release not 1 but 4 greatest hits album packages. One of them is even a Double CD. So did they just put all his songs from two albums on one? Oooh weee stick to Die Hard boo!

Number 4. Forever More

The Greatest Hits of John Tesh!

The former Entertainment Tonight host had a couple of hits back in the early 90's and even was on the charts with other pop stars like Madonna, Paula, and Prince. But can you name the hits? Nope neither can I! He should try to go back to E.T.

Number 3. The Best of Young MC

Don't get me wrong "Bust a Move" was my shizzz! I danced to that shit all the time. But that was it! No other hit was made no other song was playing, so why a greatest hits? The Best of was one song! He shoulda released a single.

Number 2. Beepers, Benzos & Booty:

The Best Of Sir Mix-A-Lot Review

Ooooh Weee! Now "Baby Got Back" is still a Karaoke favorite. We all know the words and sing them like it still banging on the radio. But no need for a GH album. He had one other modest hit, "Put Em on the Glass"!

Number 1. The Best of Shaquille O'Neal

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!????

Record execs have lost their damn mind! Who in the hot hell bought any album by O'neal? That's a damn shame! If you have an album by Shaq then yo ass needs to be kicked in the throat!

Celebrities Express Themselves with their T-Shirts

Mya, please dry that up! Ain't no one trying to slip on that! What is up girl? This is all wrong.

Christina Milian, Now I totally love you and your sexiness but Queen of the Universe? Um, not according to your CD sales of your last album. I think you sold 190,000 copies worldwide! Even William Hung sold more than you boo! Work that out then work a T-Shirt

Amber Tamblin, Have I seen him? Um, no! You should keep a leash on your baby daddy. Girl you got to keep that on lock down!

Kimberly Stewart, we know honey all yo friends is famous. Too bad you aint!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one knows who the hell you are! You have done nothing, so keep dem friends close.

Pamela Anderson, Text Kitten? Um, this pussy sure has passed her prime a decade ago.

Dang!

Get well Alex, who is hospitalized from a minor heart attack.

SANTA'S BABY!

You all have to check this funny parody! LOL

Solange Knowles Inks With Geffen

Why???

Solange, you aint as pretty as yo sister Beyonce so I feel bad for you. But why you trying the singing thang again? NO ONE bought your first album. Aint no one running to get the new one.

Geffen records you best watch who you sign. This could be the break your company.

This taken from Billboard:

Solange Knowles, Beyonce's younger sister, recently signed to Geffen Records and plans to release her sophomore album, "Just What I Want" in the second quarter of 2008.Knowles is currently in the studio in Los Angeles, recording the follow-up to 2003's "Solo Star," via Columbia."Her record is totally bananas," Geffen Records chairman Ron Fair tells Billboard.com. "It's not what people would expect from her. The music is more eclectic and international. She's in her own lane."
songs and influences of early Natalie Cole and Carole King, and she's only 22," he continues. "I'm crazy about the Pharrell Williams' record that she recently finished, called 'I Decided.' We're finishing the album now."

It's almost a crime to mention Natalie, Nat, and Solange in the same sentence. Ron Fair is about to be fired for using the term "Totally Bananas". If I were Solange I would do what Jennifer Lopez' ugly sister did. Go into radio. Linda Lopez knew her ass was hit and she said let me stay behind the scenes with my radio face. Solange, you should sit right next to her boo boo!